"...[Are You Freakin' Kiddin' Me?!]! IT'S SPAMTON! EVERY KNOWS SPAMTON! [Why I Aughtta Show Ya What For!]!"
Spamton unthreateningly raises his fists, moving them as he jumps as if he was a stereotypical old timey fighter.
Spamton lets out a strange... laugh?
"K1D, [I Had A Good Chuckle Over That One]! YOU MUST BE [Joker Poker Card]! EVERY KNOWS ME! BIG SHOT AUTOS? [Half-Priced] [Cungadaros]? [Number1RatedSalesman1997]?!"