Michael Ford

The one, the only, the official Michael Ford.

Bi, male, married.

Check out my blog, I review movies and stuff:

[Michael Ford @FordMustang1006]

Here is the book @ShepardKinz and I are writing!

https://t.co/pkXbT1M8hV

[Zappyz⚢ @Zappyz_]

Every friend group got the
- About to find out she likes girls
- fat guy who can break it down
- forgotten to the abyss
- centrist
- Serena Pokémon

[Cursed JoJo @jjba_cursed]

I'm really mad now. What a stain to Omori's legacy and Araki's work.

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Wow! Marriage has really ushered in a new Taylor era.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers explains why he is directing a new ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ movie:

“After ‘Werwulf’ I was writing another horror movie and it got so dark again that I was like, ‘I need a break,’ so I’ll just do something about 2 teenagers killing themselves.”

[Brad Miska @ Dread Central @DreadCentral]

First look at 'TICK FEVER,' a Finnish body horror movie about a codependent couple whose anxiety takes physical form when a bloodsucking tick attaches itself to one of them.

(Source: @Variety)

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

logging on to x dot com

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
1987 / United States / Andy Sidaris
🚽🐍💥💀sound on💀💥🐍🚽

[Iris ˙⋆✮ @boofpegasus]

“yo have you heard the new sbr outro”

the outro:

[ThePichuGuy @ThePichuGuy]

If this promotion happened nowadays the toys would just be pikachu eevee gengar and charizard

[🎪🤡Get In The Friday Zone🤡🎪 @fridayscarnival]

I never liked the whole "they putting FETISHES in KIDS SHOWS" because nine times outta ten it isn't a fetish but a simple cartoon gag

[Solèy has Funfetti Donuts for Eyes @donutsforeyes]

“DURRRR, JOJOS FANS DONT WANT A RAP SONG FOR THE OUTRO THEY MUST BE RACIST HARR HARR”

Half of us wanted the outro to be Pony by Ginuwine, and the outro we got is produced by a rapist

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

surfing anteater

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

“Hey Sheriff, Where is the 20 trillion is our Country giving away to?”

[Daily Diavolo Deaths @Diavolo_Deaths]

it’s really sad seeing any official media related to JoJo after Golden Wind. We really can’t win.

The anime is always great, we need to thank David for faithfully adapting Araki’s work but beside that, what Warner and Netflix been doing since Stone Ocean is truly lame.

[Daily Diavolo Deaths @Diavolo_Deaths]

"its gonna be horse with no name"
"its gonna be old town road"
"its gonna be despacito"

ChatGPT:

[Spectre @spectre0799]

HOTEL LOBBY but the beat is Hotel California

[bea! @lesbruabba]

sbr outro but it’s tusk by fleetwood mac ❤️‍🩹

[Капитан, не рыба 👁️ #darkwoke @CopaceticCrypt]

Which is why I propose this xiaohongshu influencer instead, she is better

[Lil Shield @aztectm]

Had to go find the whole story. Her name happens to be Luna and she was also an orphaned Tawny Old who was raised by a surrogate owl in the same nest.

She’d try to have chicks while her partner would come bring her food. I’m over here crying man.

[Lorxel ×͜× @lorxell]

If I go to see resident evil in the cinema again, will I get the good ending because it’s my second play through?