Ford Phillips

Private eye. Contact Fig and Ford Detectives to the Stars™️! if needed. Only if needed.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Interesting…

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Reminder to buy more cigarettes.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire Ah. Well, thank you.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

I don’t understand how some people like cigars. Too big and clunky. A cigarette is perfectly fine.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire Suppose it is more ‘manly’. Explains why Cliff has one in his mouth every other minute. I just enjoy the feel of cigarettes more. And the simplicity. Never thought about how it would make me look.. Does it make me look suave?

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Uhh. Don’t smoke, kids.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire That sounds.. well. You know more sbout baking than I do. I’ll take your word for it.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Hm.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire ..That would be nice. Do you think we have the ingredients for brownies?

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire No, no, I’m.. fine, I’m fine. Just having ‘one of those days’.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Maybe I should just keep my thoughts inside of my head.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire None of that, no. And detectiving is not a word. Just.. wanted to test out the private tweeting feature, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Stupid app.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

How does he just.. do that?

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

That should work.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

The post above is private.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire ..Alright. If you promise.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Realizing I haven’t seen many films. Not that I want to. Or need to. Just an observation.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire Hm. Well, I guess it couldn’t.. hurt. Not sure if romance is entirely my thing.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

@dashgunfire While that is.. interesting, I did just say that I don’t need or want to see any films.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

Am I missing something? Is Fig messing with me?

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

I’m confused on how this has two quote tweets but I cannot see them.

[Ford Phillips @FordPhillipsPE]

I wish there was a way to privately tweet on this app.