Dash Gunfire P.I.

Dash Gunfire - Private investigator.
'His disguises are very good.' -Real quote about me. Please hire me I'm really really good I promise

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

//hey guys its me @cryptidram coming at you with another rp account. i made this on a whim so i might be bad at characterizing dash at first☝☝☝ ummm ill add info as i adjustto stuff

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@heraiscool12 Hey, being a best friend is a very important role in someones life, especially mine! I can't just GIVE you that role. But maybe if you work long and hard for it, I MIGHT reconsider :)

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE No problem, Ford! :D

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Yeah, I'd say so! It really adds to the whole detective feel, especially whenever we're at Bixby's :) Or when you do that thing where you look over a clue and silently light one up, that adds a whole LAYER of detectiveness onto it.

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE I think so. If we don't have everything, we can us substitutes if we need to! Mom used to use applesauce as an egg substitute, something about it being a binding agent or whatever. Isn't that neat?

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Well... I mean, maybe I could still help with that. Wanna bake something? You can keep track of the timer! :)

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Ohhh, I see! Hope you get it working at some point, then! :)

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Even if it isn't, it'll still be nice to spend time with you pumpkin :) it'll be fun, I promise!

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Aw, goshdarnit. Missed that part. Are you sure? We could go see them together! There's this new romance film about a girl from the big city falling in love with a guy from a small town, it seems real innovative and original. It could be fun!

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE You got it! Anything for you, Fordsy :)

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE What? No, obviously! You're my boyfriend, of course I don't think that! On an unrelated note, if you do have anything super secret that you need to tell me, I PROMISE I won't tell anyone

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE That's good, Ford! Now that I think about it, I have noticed a striking decrease in french usage around the house :)

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE I am too! If she knows you didn't commit any crimes, she won't find you suspicious! Logic, Ford.

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Ohhh, okay! I'll tell Claudette that you DIDN'T commit any crimes, and that you DEFINITELY did NOT kill anyone!

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE cover up a murder, and she's a cop so she PROBABLY has some tips on how to do that.

[Dash Gunfire P.I. @dashgunfire]

@FordPhillipsPE Wait, really? Have your detective skills actually killed someone?? Oh, god, that means you've basically just confessed your crimes to me! Don't worry, I promise I won't tell Claudette. Unless she's in on it, then I will absolutely tell Claudette because I have no clue how to