//hey guys its me @cryptidram coming at you with another rp account. i made this on a whim so i might be bad at characterizing dash at first☝☝☝ ummm ill add info as i adjustto stuff
@heraiscool12 Hey, being a best friend is a very important role in someones life, especially mine! I can't just GIVE you that role. But maybe if you work long and hard for it, I MIGHT reconsider :)
@FordPhillipsPE Yeah, I'd say so! It really adds to the whole detective feel, especially whenever we're at Bixby's :) Or when you do that thing where you look over a clue and silently light one up, that adds a whole LAYER of detectiveness onto it.
@FordPhillipsPE I think so. If we don't have everything, we can us substitutes if we need to! Mom used to use applesauce as an egg substitute, something about it being a binding agent or whatever. Isn't that neat?
@FordPhillipsPE Aw, goshdarnit. Missed that part. Are you sure? We could go see them together! There's this new romance film about a girl from the big city falling in love with a guy from a small town, it seems real innovative and original. It could be fun!
@FordPhillipsPE What? No, obviously! You're my boyfriend, of course I don't think that! On an unrelated note, if you do have anything super secret that you need to tell me, I PROMISE I won't tell anyone
@FordPhillipsPE Wait, really? Have your detective skills actually killed someone?? Oh, god, that means you've basically just confessed your crimes to me! Don't worry, I promise I won't tell Claudette. Unless she's in on it, then I will absolutely tell Claudette because I have no clue how to