Andrew Fordyce

Chairman of The IFSE Group, a catering design, build and service company based in South London.

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@adamhillscomedy Shagged Out Wheelchair

[ifse @IFSEuk]

“The flexibility of the design of the new pods makes the space a truly fantastic refurbishment for @arufood.

The catering team already do a brilliant job, and we’ve now designed a space that can display the food perfectly"

- Sally Medina, Creative Director at @IFSEuk

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@Carpervert I think I am going to have nightmares tonight

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@NoContextHumans Boomerangs crossing

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@MrRoryReid Rory, just for context I am a 69 year old white male so you might think I could fall in to this category. I haven’t tried bottling my own urine yet, but it could be a gap in the market?
This behaviour is completely wrong, we are all one species and we need to support each other

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@TheDIS By the track at Slinky Dog Dash

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@TheDIS Keep the private entrance to Star Wars Land. Add a new linked block with 150 extra rooms and a pool “open on to space”. Lose the shows but keep some characters. Price at the same level as the Contemporary Resort. Put the restaurant on Disney Dining.

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@RSdriver00 wow, that’s impressive! 25mpg is the best I’ve got out of mine.

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@CateringProject Excellent picture! Made me wish I had thought of it first. Good stuff.

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@MotorTrend Brings a whole new meaning to a tank slapped

[motortrend @MotorTrend]

Get on this autonomous vehicle, and it will "get you off." https://t.co/I2NFUcwJVc

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@n194at Chicago O’Hare

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

What a great format for the Gurney Cup @GoodwoodRRC Much better to be able to see the GT40s and others in their endurance form rather than a 20 minute sprint. Epic!!

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

This is the only reason we don’t do this in our house, frightens the children.

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

@PaulRigbywrites Try slowly sucking an ice cube. I would have sold my soul for a drink of water after an 11 hour operation. Finally I was given an ice cube and it was pure nectar.

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Happy Birthday Ben!

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

😂

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

Please can I mess something important up and get a few million for my failure?
This is important as I have just received my electricity bill.

[AllEars.Net @AllEarsNet]

Former Disney CEO Bob Chapek Will Reportedly Leave With Close to $23 Million
https://t.co/id7Y2nFzal

[Andrew Fordyce @FordyceAndrew]

I challenge anyone not to smile at this!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Rest in peace, Virginia. We know you’re up there dancing.