Nuwa

[Hayley England @Mis_Hayley]

Me - Surely it can’t get worse for the UK. “0 Points from the public Vote” #Eurovision

[Hallie Rubenhold @HallieRubenhold]

After all that hand clapping, the Tories have still voted against protecting the NHS from outside interference.
This is what taking back control looks like.

[William Sheers 19* #Unbearable @WilliamSheers]

So let's get this straight...

I can be around as many strangers as possible at the park as long as I stay 2 metres away, but I can't be around more than 1 member of my family at the park, even if I keep 2 metres away.

Absolute fucking nonsense.

#borisjohnsonspeech

[. @toops99]

*Someone asks Boris Johnson a pretty simple question*

Boris:

#Corvid19uk #COVID2019

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

I am Jewish. The Nazis murdered four of my great-grandparents. The Labour Party has fucked up on antisemitism. But nothing, nothing offends or enrages me more than people who have spent their entire careers promoting racist exclusionary politics presuming to defend my interests.

[BBC Question Time @bbcquestiontime]

“I’d like to call out Labour as liars. I am one of the people he will tax more”

This audience member, who earns over £80,000, criticises the taxation promises in the Labour Party manifesto. #bbcqt

[Chris Green @_Chris__Green_]

Anyone else when they heard Calvin Harris speak..... #BRITS2019

[Luke Smith @LukeSmithF1]

Live look at the value of a Paul Hollywood handshake #GBBO

[Nuwa @ForeverNu1]

Who exactly will be the first casualty of #Brexit? Hearing from Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke at #TheLegalDebates who believes it'll be city talent.

[Nuwa @ForeverNu1]

I'm so ready for summer now #UKSnow

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

Nice to see this terrible advert again. A few questions: 1) Why not just let her read it? It’ll only take a second. 2) How come she’s so incredibly strong? 3) Why do the bridesmaids give so much of a shit? Is it a forced marriage and they’re in the pay of the bride’s father?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Christmassy things to do today:
Watch telly
Have a sleep
Overcook some veg
Have a big argument
Circle a car park for hours
Eat 20,000 calories
Lose scissors
Be cross in a supermarket
Feel rough
Get annoyed with a tree
Eat an orange
Cry
Buy stamps
Storm off
Be tired in a big shop

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

I'm just very thankful this gay masterpiece is finally up.

I'm also thankful about this short film.

https://t.co/pKW7wNvuYS

[Pettybyname @Pettibynature]

Olivia, Amber, Jonny, Tyla received the least votes
How can the British public get #loveisland right but we keep voting in the conservatives

[Nuwa @ForeverNu1]

"The question isn't where do you get your protein, it should be where do you get your fibre" - #WhatTheHealth

[Rio ✌🏻 @edajoir]

Me watching #whatthehealth when he types 'American Diabetes Association Sponsor'