kate 🍔 sommers

Professional Loudmouth

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

Spotify needs an incognito mode so my kids’ music on our daily commute doesn’t fuck up my algorithm.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@efrostee @GovTimWalz Who wears a Fitbit in 2019? @govTimWalz.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Thanks Josh mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♂️🎶🇺🇸🎤🛑😭👍🏿

[alison roman @alisoneroman]

You might never make shallot pasta again once you hear how I feel about abortion

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

At the end of the world I’m finding all the other single moms.

Single moms figure it out.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@twinkiejiggles What nonsense is this. I am a Milwaukee native and that is not a cannibal sandwich.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

Hey tech bros, you’ve had months at this point: where is my adderall pharmacy finding app?

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

Sitting at a bar working and the man sitting in front of me has frosted tips. You did this to yourself, Gen Z. Don't say we didn't warn you.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@cinatyte Correct. Fuck this house.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

Just fucking kill me. https://t.co/BxuDv05ZWX

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@LolOverruled Alexis. No contest

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

What’s it like to actually feel tired and not just put yourself to bed because you’ll regret it if you don’t?

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@kyle_matteson Uhhhhh… do I become a festival goer in my 40s?

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@zenongrl “But weed relaxes me!”

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@erinkseals @danidonovan @joshprice32 Do you have like 2000 alarms set to remind you to look at it?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@brosandprose Sorry im new here

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@iproposethis North south east west: equator!

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@fredericks44 @DebraMessing Sick burn, Jon. You really stuck it to the both of them.

[kate 🍔 sommers @ForkKnifeSpoon]

@BlueHeronFarmTX This brings me great joy