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Smell maker, child frightener, weekend dance teacher and part time liar.

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@Herring1967 What is this miracle diet?

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@rugdoctoruk I have just tried to rent a carpet cleaner from Tesco and the box was empty. Tesco were no help at all. I tried to call the support but no reply. So I am now currently paying for a non existent cleaner , please can you help

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@Tarotcomedy Are you on tour after the fringe?

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@harriet_dyer just want to say , LOVING Colin from accounts.

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#ukpunday denzel announces 2023 uk tour, prices to follow

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#ukpunoff denze announces 2023 uk tour, prices to follow

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@SilverstoneUTC anyone know what time today we will find out if our children have been accepted for next years intake?

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@richardosman it’s all Greek to me.

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@jordbrookes @roscofive @ZoeTomalin @stu_mather_ @SunilDPatel @ThatGledhill I meant last week

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@jordbrookes @roscofive @ZoeTomalin @stu_mather_ @SunilDPatel @ThatGledhill Yea please , walked past you least well and wanted to say hi, but was to embarrassed . Funniest show I’ve seen on Amazon for a a LONG time…immediately booked tickets to see you in Northampton 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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@spendals just seen you in Mac. Loved it…if you are after friends I would be happy to oblige

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#DyingLight2 Graphical tearing, freezing, overheating, frame rate dropping, all onXbox series x. Apart from that enjoying it

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@KerryAGodliman hi, my wife saw you in glee club on Wednesday and came back VERY disappointed that she was not your best friend, something she very much wanted to be after seeing you. Is this something that can be achieved? If so what are the steps?

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@cluedont Foreskin brothers

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@AdamSavage A person in school got called bagpuss.... cos he was supposed to have had sex with a cat..... he hadn’t

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@GAMENorthampton if i replace thermal paste on noisey ps4pro (having to remove the warranty sticker in the process) then at a later date try to trade in, will you accept it ?

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@jenelleriley Hugh Grant from a forgetful person....who Grant?

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@NoMansSkyHQ please tell me there is a quick way to upload all discoveries. Surely I doing have to do them one by one ?

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Just let go of my first festive dump, pretty sure I lost a vertebrae and split my ring... happy new year . Fuck you 2020

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@verynetwork hi just ordered an Xbox series x ... as it said you had stock. You have taken my money even tho I apparently won’t get my order till 18th dec. what’s going on... why have you taken my money a month in advance