Forrest Detwiler

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

.@idriselba You want the Tower?

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

Exercising in a silent gym must be like attending church with Bon Jovi blaring in the background of the service

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

@McInnis621 Love this. Hey, would you please submit this to https://t.co/ZUnItQIGf9 ? I'd like to use it in something...

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

With the election only a few days away, we've made it FREE to watch #BeforeTheFlood for an additional two days. Watch. Get informed. Vote. https://t.co/zYpRyXl0Gk

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, after believing Donald Trump was the CANDIDATE of evil, switches her allegiance to someone even worse.

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

If my unborn child ever asks for a selfie stick for their birthday, their only present will be an uber ride to the nearest adoption agency 👌

[CMac @spartyon2121]

@sean_lahiff I've honestly thought about becoming a Reverend. They'd call me Rev Rumbs

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

If every proposal/marriage is announced within 5 minutes on social media, will it be the same with some of those divorces within 5 years? 🤔🤔

[Mike McMahon @MikeMcMahonCHN]

In 19 IP this season with the Minnesota Twins, left-handed hitters are batting a whopping .000 against former @MerrimackBSB P Ryan O’Rourke.

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

@PFTCommenter @mgeogan

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Quillin' it.

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

@sean_lahiff 💯💯💯💯

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

Totsiens, USA ��🇦🇿🇦

[CNN @CNN]

Alaska is so warm this year, snow had to be brought in for the #Iditarod opening ceremony https://t.co/F37J7kw5tn

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It's official: The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed. #DarkTowerMovie @McConaughey @IdrisElba

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

One of the main reasons I watched the end of the Oscars was to see if Leo won, and boy was his speech was awesome. And to see Spotlight win.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Thx to @ChrisRyan77 for sending this to me... JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/VwLQZjMusu

[Wade Phillips @sonofbum]

A little Dab with do you but too much Dab will undo you!

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

@mgeogan #DeweyDecimalSystem https://t.co/RNNrb6l21x

[Forrest Detwiler @ForrestDetwiler]

@mgeogan https://t.co/MCwGOIjHJ2

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Negative interest rates in Japan is blowing my mind