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Prince of Norway (soon to be king) | King of Denmark (apparently) | King of tiny Polish patch of land

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@DevotedScholar1 Idk bro.. the projects over so I’m thinking Netflix

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@HungUpHamlet @ophelia1582 Well I have the crown on my head.. so I win

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Ophelia’s dead too?? Jeez I can’t believe I hit up a suicidal chick

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They don’t realize my worth until they’re dead 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Ophelia44050704 If you took up my offer u could’ve been my queen.. but NOPE

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3 Hamlet’s already handing Denmark over to me 😏 much appreciated broskis 🙏🏻

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@HungUpHamlet See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya! 👋🏻

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@xHeartAcheHmltx @Claudiusdeking Yeah but now I have Norway, Denmark, and the small worthless patch of land from Poland.. ballin outta control 🤑🤑

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@xHeartAcheHmltx @Claudiusdeking Smh I’m not king you idiot, my uncle is still alive 🙄

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@xHeartAcheHmltx @Claudiusdeking And if we’re being honest.. you were technically king for about a minute after you killed your uncle, but then you died too so now you’re nothing

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@xHeartAcheHmltx @Claudiusdeking Of course I do! I was just asserting myself as the superior figure in this conversation 😊

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@HungUpHamlet @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK I’m literally on a plane rn and I don’t see any hamlets up in the clouds.. maybe I’d see your spirit if I were on the subway 😈

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Y’all dead 😂😂😂 @HungUpHamlet @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK

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King dead, Queen dead, Prince dead.. Looks like Denmark is in need of new management..

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The movie version always takes out the important parts 😒 #WhereAreMyLast2Lines

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@HungUpHamlet Bro ur literally a tragic hero.. back off

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@pepperoninius Ok I’m blocking you

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That Polonius guy is dead??? Plz tell me my feed is gonna clear up now.. mans can’t go 2 seconds without tweeting something oml