Polonius

My username uses a better meat name than my daughter's (foolish) EX-boyfriend. #onlystatingthefacts😤 (header creds to Shakespeare)

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

This is awkward :// https://t.co/qheU7uXP23

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@daddys_grl_4evr Ahmmmm.. silly me! I meant to put this:

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

I lived a prosperous life and managed to educate a lot of people. Next goes out to my wonderful son and daughter: @xHeartAcheHmltx and @daddys_grl_4evr . You two were my moon and stars, and deserved much more life to live. It was unfortunate I was not there to guide you. (2) https://t.co/1r5U5pmM89

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

That was quite a wild ride, my fine gentlemen. Much happened since the time of my passing and I would like to take this moment to bless all the beautiful that unfortunately passed. First and foremost goes out to me: I was (and still am) a lovely man full of wisdom & knowledge(1)

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@daddys_grl_4evr

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@DevotedScholar1 @Gertrude_of_DK Oh my kind sir, I miss my LIVELY humour too :/ Good luck Horatio! Continue to grow and be strong!

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

And with that, may they all rest peacefully in heaven. (4) https://t.co/5szW0UIIcD

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

Finally, my regal Queen and King , @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK . You were kind people who took my words for what they were and applied them correctly. A fantastic pair of rulers; it saddens me to see it come to an end. Anyone but Hamlet has been given my notice (3) https://t.co/Kb4RqeKrE6

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

Finally, my regal Queen and King , @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK . You were kind people who took my words for what they were and applied them correctly. A fantastic pair of rulers; it saddens me to see it come to an end. Anyone but Hamlet has been given my notice (3) https://t.co/Kb4RqeKrE6

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

I lived a prosperous life and managed to educate a lot of people. Next goes out to my wonderful son and daughter: @xHeartAcheHmltx and @daddys_grl_4evr . You two were my moon and stars, and deserved much more life to live. It was unfortunate I was not there to guide you. (2) https://t.co/1r5U5pmM89

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@DevotedScholar1 @Gertrude_of_DK BLESS YOUR SOUL, HORATIO, DEAR.

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

That was quite a wild ride, my fine gentlemen. Much happened since the time of my passing and I would like to take this moment to bless all the beautiful that unfortunately passed. First and foremost goes out to me: I was (and still am) a lovely man full of wisdom & knowledge(1)

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

Well, it seems to me that I was the glue that was holding this fine establishment together. Though I already knew of such, now that things are going to Hell since my passing, I can I only conclude that I was correct.

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

If any of you fine folk need a good hiding spot for the game “hide and go seek”, may I recommend under the stairs? @xHeartAcheHmltx

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@Fortinbras_Jr I can ensure you that my death will not cease my intellectual tweets!!

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@HungUpHamlet That is quite a fascinating tidbit of information for you to point out, dear Hamlet... I wonder what would prompt such a thought in the first place...

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@HungUpHamlet hmmmm interesting.... 👀

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

🔪🔪🔪

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@DevotedScholar1 @Ophelia44050704 @HungUpHamlet @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK Oh dear Horatio! But you are there lad! You are one of those modest people I mentioned.

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

The play is about to begin and I am much excited! Such art! Such beauty! Acting is fine entertainment and here is hoping this play is just that. Watching with @Ophelia44050704 @HungUpHamlet @Claudiusdeking @Gertrude_of_DK 🎭 as well as a few other modest people.

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@daddys_grl_4evr You will soon see, my dear child... you will soon see.

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@daddys_grl_4evr Hearing that from you, my sweet daughter, makes me feel so alive!

[Polonius @pepperoninius]

@Ophelia44050704 @thatwiseoldfool @woeishamlet @xHeartAcheHmltx @BlackDog_Hamlet All this commentary is turning out to be quite disastrous... oh dear 😔