Chris Foster

Walk-around muppet.
CEO of hurting my own feelings.

he/him

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

One of You: A villainous woman who's cunning and genius has me in her web of plots that will surely be the end of me.

The Other: A himbo with a heart of gold who will stop at nothing to keep me from harm.

Me: A disaster bi, desperately trying for a thruple with both of you.

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Not now kitten, daddy’s making a pros and cons list for being alive

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

@unosarta Goals

[mimi @ameliacwinter]

obsessed with this transmasc kid from a book on trans child psych i just flipped thru

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

@unosarta She stole the show (and our hearts)

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

The one thing Tiktok taught me about Marvel Rivals is that 90% of people are playing (insert hero) wrong.

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Happy Holidays!

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Trump is an awful birthday present and it's wild I've gotten it twice.

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Super wild to see the girl I went to school with most of my life do a duet with Sabrina Carpenter. Good on both of you, honestly

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

@skulldaughter Everyone is just a chicken

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

@RevRyeBread "Copious Descriptions of Piranha-based Violence and Death"

I'm sold

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Like in-character she can cast a spell so obv she's a spellcaster but she's just an underachiever.

The instructors are convinced they just need to "get through to her".

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

In my Arcane Academy game one player is a Triton Rogue who can only cast the fog cloud spell and is pretending to be a wizard until they can take arcane trickster and it's just very funny to me.

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

My favorite thing when I'm sick is to hit on my girlfriend really hard with the most stuffy/mucousy voice I can and see if she still loves me after.

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Eclipse Daughter

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

Morgan has informed me that Mercury is also in the Gatorade which is apparently going make us have a bad time

[Chris Foster @FosterGnome]

You'll never guess what day they set for the induction if she doesn't come naturally before...