Foster

Fisheries/Aquatics Biologist

[Foster @Foster_Wine]

Stunnin

[Foster @Foster_Wine]

A Negroni. Sbagliato….. with Prosecco innit.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“It’s called a D*ck Waffle.” - @RonMagill

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

BREAKING: hearing rumors that Miami, Georgia, Liberty, ASU and Iowa State are discussing breaking off and forming their own conference named LIGMA

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Elden Ring, experienced in its entirety, is the most beautiful art I have ever seen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the real ones

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Foster @Foster_Wine]

@angiilicious_ (:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It really is insane that every single person with a cell phone deals with several attempted scams every day and we’ve just accepted that it’s part of our lives forever

[d @daItoncsmith]

let’s see how many looks i get today

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

https://t.co/XtbfqscMWr

[Kenny Moore II @KennyKennyMoe3]

I just texted Matthew Ryan. I can’t wait to annoy him.

[! @ExclamationNark]

Mac Miller and ScHoolboy Q’s twitter back and forth’s will never not be hilarious😭😭
https://t.co/rrGhg6uvsu

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

A little known legal loophole is you can challenge your IRS agent to a trial by combat. If you win you never have to pay taxes again. He has a gun though and you’re naked

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts are trading QB Carson Wentz to Washington for a package of packs that is thought to include two third-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Indianapolis Colts Starting QB's:

2017: Jacoby Brissett
2018: Andrew Luck
2019: Jacoby Brissett
2020: Philip Rivers
2021: Carson Wentz
2022: Jimmy Garoppolo
2023: Daniel Jones
2024: Baker Mayfield
2025: Jim Irsay's Guitar Collection
2026: Stuffed mannequin of Andrew Luck

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Using genome editing tools, Harvard scientists have been able to store an animated GIF of a galloping horse in the DNA of bacteria