˙ʎʇsoɹℲ

I'm realistic, I expect miracles.

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

The Goo Goo Dolls 'Slide' started playing while I'm making a PowerPoint presentation, odd or God?

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

Dentist accused of sexually assaulting patients in Silver Spring

https://t.co/stluJZZofI

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

Wildest headline I've seen in a while! Il https://t.co/iqHeO20klZ

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

You could've saved a life but you pressed record.

[Dre @drearetas]

Who remember the Child Rebel Soldier group consist of Ye Pharrell and Lupe

This the only fire joint they gave us 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[NC MAGA BC @hodge_bc]

@alertpage 🚨🚨🚨https://t.co/J5ljZM7cu6

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

Fact! I squeezed the last lil bit of money out of that era before everybody got laptops! Lol

[& Ivory @DredHeadRedz]

@FostersProblem was the plug in HS 😂

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

@KidRock I used to look up to you back in the day, now you're a fucking racist clown. #HeUsedtobeCool

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

My girl just cried when I surprised her with these! A few months ago I asked her who was on her bucket list of artists to see, and The Rager was at the top of her list. Mission Accomplished! See you in May fam! @KiDCuDi !

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

THE REBEL RAGERS TOUR. ON SALE FRIDAY AT 10AM LOCAL. SIGN UP FOR EARLY ACCESS, LINK IN BIO 🚀

[BAM @bamboomies]

Actually, I don't think I've ever even heard the Jim Jones remix 🥴

[Complex @Complex]

6 years ago. Always remembered. Never forgotten. ❤️🕊️

John Altobelli
Keri Altobelli
Alyssa Altobelli
Christina Mauser
Sarah Chester
Payton Chester
Ara Zobayan
Gianna Bryant
Kobe Bryant

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

@scarlettsmuse Happy Belated Birthday!!!!

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

I wish they would've let him get on that plane.

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

What they mean, "bringing them back?"...??? 👀

The hard candy mimics a cough drop and features three of Progresso's most iconic soup flavors.
https://t.co/xrr98j3Os3

[MLB @MLB]

The Orioles will give away a Tupac bobblehead at their game on May 8th vs the Athletics 🔥

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

“ICE — Get the fuck out of Minneapolis,” Mayor Frey 💯💯💯

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

@NBA Defense optional?

[˙ʎʇsoɹℲ @FostersProblem]

The wheelchair boy in my media class took off on a tangent about a Fitbit he got for Christmas last year. I was finna to go straight to hell for the face I was planning on making if he started talking about his step count.