Ronnie

Sex Columnist for the New York Star

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

Wake up people!
Kamala Harris has $1.2 million invested in Raisin Bran!

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

"glug of really high-quality olive oil" is one of the most disgusting sentences influencers have ever crafted

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

@tacogladiator You are having an amazing Friday

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

@TeamGumball5 Love the hat unc

[Cliff DeMartino @Keystone80435]

Does anyone have a pic of the Portnoy/Miss Peaches 2024 billboard in River North?

[Sean Peecook @seanmpeecook]

Here’s a standup video for all the people that have no idea what I look or sound like

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

@TeamGumball5 @WestLoopTom some people never work

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Millions?! You’re telling me every day millions of men lick ice cream cones by themselves in ice cream shops? I guess if that’s true it’s an easy way to know who the virgins are.

[Mailman Jack @MailmanJack65]

My motivation in getting to work today is lower than my conversion rate of picking up the 7-pin spare.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I was trying make some homemade oreos but couldn't find any reduced iron or thiamine mononitrate at my bodega

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

What the hell? Someone stole my idea for a podcast

[Olly Foster @Oliver_foster_]

Weed is bad.

You can’t change my mind.

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

Showed my girlfriend the Shane Gillis monologue and the new Kanye song all in a 20 minute timespan

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

This is like a decently common outfit to see when you walk into a Bushwick bar

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BUSINESS: 'Family Guy' Downloads to Be Available on Xbox Live http://tinyurl.com/2yxbn9

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

Poets love to say stuff like “there was a cacophony of sounds”

[Sean Peecook @seanmpeecook]

They should make a version of Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car for people with a privileged and easy life

[Mailman Jack @MailmanJack65]

Thursdays are for?

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

Cubs just do corny cubs stuff I never even need to seek it out. It finds me.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Pete Crow-Armstrong taking Cubbie blue to new levels for his rookie season 🔵

[Ronnie @Four20Loko]

Doctor had 1 AirPod in