John “Hancock” Brown

ESPN Investigative Reporter based in Ann Arbor. Parody. Anthropologist. Philanthropist. National Champion. Michigan Man.

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!

by Donald J. Trump

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

Nuke pickup trucks with their dumbass high beams that blind me every time they pop up from a hill

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Netanyahu is lobbying for Section 224 in the national defense bill, a provision that quietly expands U.S.-Israel military cooperation and weapons development with almost zero oversight.

The American people do not want more U.S. military aid to Israel. We must defeat Section 224.

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

It’s starting

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

BBQ chicken

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

Fat Lever led squad goes 82-0 easily

[INDYCAR on FOX @IndyCarOnFOX]

Go Blue! @UMichFootball's Kyle Whittingham is going FAST before the Detroit Grand Prix.

@CFBonFOX | @INDYCAR

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[Insane Liberal Quotes 🌐 @lib_quotes1]

"If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Puerto Rican first name?"
- Michael Bloomberg, date unknown

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

What about the world’s most average condom-maker?

[Natasha Sarin @NatashaRSarin]

"You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman...you cannot become a German or a Turk... But anyone from any corner of the world can come to America to live and become an American."

-Ronald Reagan on one of our greatest strengths, which we seem eager to destroy

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

AIPAC spent $9 million to take out Rep. Thomas Massie.

Trump megadonors spent another $7 million.

It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein.

NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

AI is actually a great thing because it could eliminate low-wage foreign jobs and bring that money back to America

[Logan Dobson @LoganDobson]

This stuff makes me so mad and it should make you mad too.

You’re being lied to about the benefits of AI and AI infrastructure in America by people who are NOWHERE NEAR AMERICA

[Quick Thoughts @lthlnkso]

Why are so many people afraid of data centers?

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

We’re tired of your uber-woke AI psychosis, fatigued even!

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

Beast mode #FreeSorsby

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

Court documents revealed that Brendan Sorsby was betting on the "Turkish basketball league, Romanian soccer games, obscure doubles tennis matches and Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest."

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

Homelander was right: we must ban nut milk!

[John “Hancock” Brown @FourYearVarsity]

Last day of Jerome Powell and honey chicken meal prep #mourning