Since everyone’s quitting Twitter, I’d like to introduce: “Shitter 💩”
Same idea as twitter, but instead of blue check marks, verified users get a poop emoji.
It’s like the Doge Coin equivalent of social media. It will start as a joke but then take off.
@LizerReal It must be “shit yourself”. They sell laxatives on the third floor. I know, I actually shat myself — on the third floor. But I am not going to thank them.