Carlos Slim

I like full-figured women

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Dirty Testicle

[Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow]

Ruin a movie by replacing 1 word with “Testicle.”

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Breaking Testicle

[Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow]

Ruin a movie by replacing 1 word with “Testicle.”

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Return to the Blue Testicle

[Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow]

Ruin a movie by replacing 1 word with “Testicle.”

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

13 testicle

[Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow]

Ruin a movie by replacing 1 word with “Testicle.”

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

.@Pantene I’m fucking bald. Merry Christmas

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

What in the Caucasian is this, absolutely NO seasoning in sight 💀

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@AmericasGOP @elonmusk

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@HawleyMO

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@marcorubio Little Marco you cuck, you’re so pathetic

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@A1Baes @wdukejr Some deez comments not safe fo work

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@Ewak_12 Out of my league

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Fucking #SpaceKaren must always remain trending

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

That feeling when you paid $44 billion for millions of people to call you #SpaceKaren hahahahahahahaha

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Since everyone’s quitting Twitter, I’d like to introduce: “Shitter 💩”

Same idea as twitter, but instead of blue check marks, verified users get a poop emoji.

It’s like the Doge Coin equivalent of social media. It will start as a joke but then take off.

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Y’all ready for this ?

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Don’t its balls get cold tho ?

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@Yoda4ever Don’t it’s balls get cold?

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

@LizerReal It must be “shit yourself”. They sell laxatives on the third floor. I know, I actually shat myself — on the third floor. But I am not going to thank them.

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

It must “shit yourself”. That’s the only explanation

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

thank us. at 3rd floor. hit yourself. you will. 3 months. from now.

[Carlos Slim @FoxesJohnson]

Green eggs and Ham

[Erin 🧠🥎🚴🏋🥊 @Erin1137]

Your gangster name is the colour of your underwear and the last food that you ate