NotThatWalt

FPL Fan-EPL & MLS

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@TheChiefNerd To clarify, the girth measurement is the circumference, not the diameter. I don't want to be accused of overexaggerating.

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@TheChiefNerd After my 2nd Pfizer dose, my 6” penis grew to 9". My girth went from 2” to 3.5". I suffer from daily, rock-hard erections. The only cure is four daily rounds of intense intercourse. My wife wants a divorce, but my new girlfriends say I should get my 4th booster. Damn you, Fauci!

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@CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantisFL Who are the two little transgender kids you’re dragging around?

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@JayAH985 Well Jay, apparently there’s 40.

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@bob_morocco Or if he dragged his wanker out and used it to pistol-whip you across your face.

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@CraigWaltersUS ChatGPT just told me exactly how to unmask “Craig Walters” without hacking Twitter. Language analysis comparison. I’ll report back when I have some finalists. Might take a few days.

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@JLeep86 @DaKID_PGJ @DaMarcusBeasley 3.5 years.

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@StewartSean1 @DaMarcusBeasley Like Berhalter implying he was being blackmailed.

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@FPLCrateDigger How is this a “hack”?

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@_Susaeta Entitled = having & expressing opinions different than the sycophantic cunt who posted this.

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@united_online @terryflewers Clearly you don’t understand. This man cooks meat and throws salt on it. What more do you want?

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@herculezg @ESPNPlus @SebiSalazarFUT @elbetOe You guys are essential for anyone following MLS, USMNT, Mexican National Team and any major world tournament. Herc is the ONLY analyst who pulls no punches and tells it straight. Keep it up. I’m hooked.

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@marz05 @FPL_physio I wouldn’t know.

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@marz05 @FPL_physio Yes, it really seems like you are.

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@FPL_physio @marz05 Sportswashing. He pays Messi’s salary at PSG as well.

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@FPL_gaffer Polish

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@AP @FuckDruski For all aspiring murderers and serial killers, here's a tip from a non-murderer...don't bury your victims on your property. You've worked so hard to kill. It makes no sense to trip after crossing the finish line. Seems obvious, but maybe you've got a lot on your mind.

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@marklevinshow That's some next level "whataboutism." Normally when you whatabout, you have a specific thing to whatabout. But you're asking how do we know there isn't something to whatabout about?

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@MenInBlazers Horrendously bad and cringeworthy. Red-faced embarrassment for them and us. Lalas will do the usual gaslighting like he doesn't know, understand or care. "What's up Sunshines?!! The self-righteous Twitterverse has itself in a tizzy over blah blah blah..."

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@marklevinshow We're all to busy and entertained watching Elon self-sabotage.