been arrested with @HerbertBundy for dressing up as our beloved uncle Ted last night and chasing children from Herb's house. we only kidnapped 4 of them to stay in character not our fault they cant take a joke.
anyway we'll be out soon see you soon pals haha clanger .
turns out im not a nonce and the charges were false accusation. coincidentally @HerbertBundy got cleared too on same day as there was no evidence. Cheers @KeithCheeky and @HardManAlRicho
@Kerry11429199 and @BrexitBookies currently tied up in @HerbertBundy's basement after we kidnapped them. execution video live on the face books at 17:00 unless we receive 50 grand by then. cheers pals.