Fr. Jonathan Duncan

Catholic Priest | Husband | Dad | Unironically Medieval Studies Graduate | Too Beatus to be Sollicitus. #EvangelicalCatholic #CatholicPriest #horrormoviefan

[Fr. Jonathan Duncan @FrJDuncan]

That makes Catholicism an Italian passenger van, like a Fiat Talento, stuffed with a giant multi-ethnic home-school family. #Catholics #evangelicalcatholicism

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@jk_rowling Interesting. Does it analyze the text and/or turn it into typed text?

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@Scarffe1453 Great episode! The best part was surely…

“Brian, I have to go shortly…[25 min later]…and another danger…”

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@Scarffe1453 @Gnostalgia_pod Any tips on where to procure good Sidr honey would also be appreciated

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@holysmoke There’s no reason to become Catholic when you’ve convinced yourself that you’re already fully Catholic, and a much classier, less “exotic” kind of Catholic as well.

[Abigail Favale @FavaleAbs]

There are plenty of bad forms of complementarity out there, so here is my latest attempt to articulate a good one.

https://t.co/QoeCUfwqpr

[Fr. Jonathan Duncan @FrJDuncan]

Let’s all be honest. From wasps to sharks to hurricanes, sometimes nature just plain sucks.

#bonechurchrevival #catholicism #thomasaquinas #Jaws #Arachnophobia https://t.co/4jeYITAKcX

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Where weird Catholicism meets 80s/90s nostalgia! #catholic #bonechurches #horror https://t.co/PElqckgL7B

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

When IVF advocates talk about screening “poor quality embryos,” they mean something specific.

They mean this:

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@PetriOP That moment when Catholics hear #thomism and their immediate reaction is…

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We’re watching old episodes of @TheMindyProject and out of nowhere there’s JESUS! Seriously, didn’t expect a @JonathanRoumie cameo. Nobody’s putting Roumie in a box.

[Fr. Jonathan Duncan @FrJDuncan]

@Barley_Jones Incorrect. The correct answer was “Underneath the Tree” by Kelly Clarkson.

That is all.

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@mattswaim The eyebrows come back…but never the self-respect.

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@Barley_Jones I started the new Halloween trilogy last night. I had the decency to mostly wait until my wife was asleep to start the first one.

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@RudyCerda Mavis Beacon taught me to type.

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@mattswaim https://t.co/u8RGc2KFtg

[Matt Swaim @mattswaim]

It’s difficult to discuss purgatory in terms of time, but if I had to estimate how long one might sojourn there, I’d say it’s probably however long it takes one to fully transition from “I’m sorry you were offended” to “what I did was wrong.”

[Fr. Jonathan Duncan @FrJDuncan]

Wasn’t on my Twitter bingo for the day.

[Mr. T @MrT]

So while some are busy bringing up my Past, I’ll be busy looking to My Future. Thanking God for His Grace and His Mercy. Because “If Any man be in Christ He is a New Creature”!…

[Boondock Pilgrim❤️‍🔥✝️🕊☦️ @BoondockPilgrim]

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself. Athanasius of Alexandria

[Fr. Jonathan Duncan @FrJDuncan]

@FrPeterAnthony “Based.”
- St. Thomas Aquinas