Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys

Editor of The Fish Wrap, the premier social justice paper for the Jesuits (a.k.a Episcopalians, a.k.a NCR). Everything here is parody, but barely.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

They obviously timed this to happen right before the wonderful June month of Pride. Everyone is against us. Trans people exist, okay people? Can't @CardinalBCupich do something about this? Or maybe the chosen one, @JamesMartinSJ. Free CJ. Free him now!

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

New NGO COMMENT dispatch: A @FloridaAtlantic LGBTQ+ activist, woke journalist & member of student government was arrested in Delray Beach after being caught in a child s—x predator sting by 561 Predator Catchers.

Christian Walden thought he was meeting a 13-year-old. https://t.co/SyCHJTTg5Q

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

Well. This is inconvenient.

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

🚨NGO COMMENT report: Stacie Laughton, formerly Barry Laughton, was the first trans politician ever elected to state office. Last year, he was convicted of child s—x crimes.

He was supposed to be sentenced today, but didn't appear in court. Read: https://t.co/AMmH7ZQglB

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

I just love how The Chosen One smacks Hegseth down so hard! @JamesMartinSJ @deepbluetiffane As if god would protect any military person who was not LGBTQ+!

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

I am so triggered I could just slap someone. And scream!

[REDUXX @reduxx]

🚨BREAKING🚨

UPenn has agreed to apologize to the female Division I swimmers who were forced to compete against Lia Thomas.

It has also committed to stripping Thomas of the titles and records he obtained while competing as a "woman," and will return them to female athletes.

Just hours ago, the US Department of Education announced that the following steps will be taken by UPenn to comply with Title IX:

- UPenn will restore to female athletes all individual UPenn Division I swimming records, titles, or similar recognitions which were misappropriated by male athletes allowed to compete in female categories;

- UPenn will issue a public statement to the University community stating that it will comply with Title IX, specifying that UPenn will not allow males to compete in female athletic programs or occupy Penn Athletics female intimate facilities;

- The statement will specify that UPenn will adopt biology-based definitions for the words ‘male’ and ‘female’ pursuant to Title IX and consistent with President Trump’s Executive Orders "Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism" and "Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports";

- UPenn will post the statement in a prominent location on its main website and on each of its websites for women’s athletics;

- UPenn will rescind any guidance which violated Title IX, remove or revise any internal and public-facing statements or documents that are inconsistent with Title IX, and notify all staff and women’s athletics of all such rescissions; and

- UPenn will send a personalized letter of apology to each impacted female swimmer.

This action followed an investigation by the Department’s Office for Civil Rights’ that found UPenn violated Title IX by allowing Lia Thomas to compete in female athletic programs and occupy female-only locker rooms.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@briankeepsworth Whoops. All is forgiven.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

Well, this is inconvenient.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Stephen Ireland, the man who repeatedly threatened author J.K. Rowling on X over her firm stance against gender-affirming care and co-founder of a Pride organization in England, has just been sentenced to 30 years in prison for sexual assault on a child.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

I once consumed an entire can of cat food thinking it was tuna. I know how menstrual cramps feel! And this is exactly what I’m seeing here. Menstruation I mean. @JamesMartinSJ would certainly agree.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@FromParish Snowomen.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@JamesMartinSJ This is total B.S., isn't it fearless leader? Why are Cardi Blasé and the others at the USCCB so against you? Are they replacing their bishop's turbans (or whatever they are called) for MAGA hats or something??? I was so hoping for Pres. Obama's 4th term!!! 😭😭🌈

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@KMC4wauk @VP Um, shouldn’t her penis have brown skin? Or did I miss something?

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@OhRick4 I just wish he wouldn’t have won! And in a landslide! I would rather not be an American. Who is with me and @OhRick4 on this????

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@kathygriffin Blessings to you. I’m glad you have rethought your promise to relocate. We need more like you to say one thing then do another. 🧘‍♀️ Namaste. Don’t let them try to control you.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@brianstelter He should have gone into the shoe business or something!

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@RealJamesWoods So true. Where can I get one of these nose rings?

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@post_professor @JamesMartinSJ Love it! And to all you bigots & haters out there, don’t even start to talk about the difference between resident aliens and those who came in via illegal means. Don’t even start! My hero will make you weep.

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@americamag Worship is for the Gay god alone. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

I hope he wins big!! Just think of the parties 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
https://t.co/t1mpRQgOhB

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

Friends, I’m out of my office today so I’ll post something in French. Have a gay day friends. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Église catholique en France @Eglisecatho]

Réaction de la #CEF et #HolyGames au sujet de la #ceremoniedouverture des #JeuxOlympiques 👇🏻

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@Sacerdotus I look forward to the amazing DEI appointment forthcoming from President Harris and VP Buttigieg. They are going to check more boxes than UPS!!!!

[Fr. Shame Smartin It/We/Theys @FrShame]

@TomiLahren Her work on the border crisis is impeccable!