marc reisner

my nickname is pizza

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

You need to have a lot of hubris to make a salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions and declare, "I invented this salad. It is Israeli salad. It did not exist before the year 1948."

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@Hamptonyount @danpotacke

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

You need to have a lot of hubris to make a salad with tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions and declare, "I invented this salad. It is Israeli salad. It did not exist before the year 1948."

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

I spent $200k on medical school and all I learned was that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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@jayweingarten yes

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@slinganswers Nevermind seems to be working now

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@slinganswers AirTV not working today

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@slinganswers I did that, now it just spins and never shows the channel

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@slinganswers

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I've always wanted to say I've always wanted to say I'll make it a true daily double

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As they say, and the rest, as they say, is history

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@IdiotBrainGuy Let's call David Spade David Spade

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@slinganswers Restarting the AirTV seemed to fix it.

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@slinganswers Now I get this error: "We're sorry! Temporarily unable to load video. [16-110] Please try another channel or try again later."

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@IdiotBrainGuy Didn't think she'd ever work up the nerve to actually do it, excited to see what King Chuck 3 has to offer

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@smorfleberg Welcome back!

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@BGrueskin In the show, the witness usually confesses to everything at this point

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

STAY IN LINE!
If you got in line before 7pm, they have to let you smell the rotting stench of the corpse flower!

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

Guys...the Perry Mason theme song fucking slaps

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@bocxtop i wish i had enough money to be as annoying as i want

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@nortchorple I guess millennials are the ones writing the generational thinkpieces now

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Not saying it's wrong, but I think it's so funny how my entire teens and 20s I heard nothing but how much everyone fucking hates millennials, but then Gen Z does a lot of the same shit and people think it's great https://t.co/zA4Mnd1RZi