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smorfleberg gotta smorfleberg. student.

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On campus I saw a cool fish (small creek behind Harhiut Hall). I brought it back to my dorm lol jk. I did daydream about it though.

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Theophilous said after class that Sammy Sosa is short for Sandwich Sosa, and a few sophomores laughed. When I inquired what was funny, he said “Ask Siri!” Cue more laughter. Someone help me?

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My favorite thing to eat at the cafeteria is related to the fact an ancient shepherd must have been really good at making pies!

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Rocco at lunch said “it’s ironic that size medium isn’t for meaty men.” He’s a new friend I met at university.

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In case I’m not on Twitter, Happy New Year.

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Believe in u

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Merry christmas

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Merry christmas

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By the way, I haven’t heard from Norman yet, so feel free to let me know if you see him around. Is it possible to call a university?

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My Dutch dad often jests that God gifts all Smorflebergs with an amazing set of chompers. My personal record is 12 apples!

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Show me someone who has never had apple pie and I’ll simply give them a slice.

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Apple pie is iconic!

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This stranger is a nice guy.

[marc reisner @Fractal_Boy]

@smorfleberg Welcome back!

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Please let me known if you’ve heard from Norman recently.

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I hope people didn’t forget about Smorfleberg.

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I am not currently politically active, but never say never!

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An underrated way to make music is electronically.

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Sorry I haven’t tweeted in a while. I lost the piece of paper with my password written on it. French dad just found while cleaning my room.

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Memes.

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What does a DJ do?