Joe Murray

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@joelwduggan no pamela piechowicz I only Stan Steph Moore

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@pilgrim_hodgson the world will weep to lose such a certified poster 😭

[cory @coolmathgame_]

me: [whispering to my lawyer]

my: lawyer: im not asking that

me: [whispering some more]

my lawyer: your honor would he still be guilty if he was a worm

[father john musty @aljashamus]

you gotta hand it to greta gerwig for simply refusing to make films about regular-sized women

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@pilgrim_hodgson truly astounded by the quality of this personalised content ✨

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

"i was in fourth grade when 9/11 happened" ok? why are you so fixated on having an alibi

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: i’ll have the mouse for dessert

waiter: that’s mousse, sir

me: hmm, that’ll be too much

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@pilgrim_hodgson the only good invoicing mixup

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@bbrode @wizards_magic All wizards needs to do is legalise a single silver bordered ‘art matters’ card and then every reprint with new art is ‘functionally identical’. ‘Black Lotus’ is nothing compared to ‘black lotus with a hat’ and its synergy with goblin haberdasher

[Sadia @sadiabies]

I love it when they put a rat in a show to show some place is dirty and smelly because that rat? Is an actor. That's probably the fanciest a rat can get

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@coherentstates Love how without the syringe this could just be a great comic against colonialism and missions, Ben garrison based arc

[Pilgrim @pilgrim_hodgson]

this really escalated

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

Liberals’ idea of Democracy is better Christmas decorations and literally nothing else

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@Symphonc1 @AustraliaPs5 Literally same, started to doubt whether I really wanted one

[yc @yc]

Sorry I called your baby “mid” at the baptism

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@pilgrim_hodgson Come on, evolution! Give humans longer thumbs already?!?

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@Chain_Commander @Spice8Rack Magic: the frankly far too much gathering

[Joe Murray @FractureDream]

@Spice8Rack Magic is making me tired of Gathering