Phillip Winfrey

I really have no idea what i'm doing here.

[dbrand @dbrand]

Congrats to @LinusTech on the Commuter Backpack launch! Looks great. What an amazing product.

We were in the process of trashing ours, then realized it could be used to farm engagement instead.

RT to win a free Commuter Backpack, shipped anywhere in the world. We'll pick one winner in 24 hours.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@WEMOcares your product is too #unreliable, this is the 5th time in a month that I've gone to ask my google assistant to turn on my lights, and it replies that it couldn't reach @WEMO. Hey @TPLINK think you can keep your smart plugs online reliably?

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@ShortPixel Might want to make a disclaimer on your website, or at least an official tweet about your service issues today. Took me too long to realize that it wasn't my fault photos weren't getting compressed.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Merry Christmas from your friends a Blockbuster!*

*Except Phillip who believes the capitalistic obsession of Christmas contradicts the very principles on which the religion was founded.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@LinusTech @LGElectronics Configured by you guys? Does it come with linus' face as the wallpaper?

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

Fish. https://t.co/DC6gJVBGX1

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

For the first time in a decade. I was mass-mailed a CD. #aol #90s #2000s https://t.co/hhHWscNmeX

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

These little spider beds are amazingly intricate. http://t.co/Pni7ZGLhEs

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

Sadly, I can't see the #SuperBloodMoon thanks to 100% cloud cover over #Atlanta. #sadphotographer

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

The flight deck.
#2007 #Pontiac #G6 #GT #newride #carlove https://t.co/MP6A1xeqlA

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

Spending the night at a friend's house. My brother started discussing time travel and paradoxes. Help. #coolbutcanwekeepwatchingnetflix

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

What happened to 99¢ cent music downloads? $1.29 isn't as appealing.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

#charginghigherprices https://t.co/k86jCdjDT4

[Southern Company @SouthernCompany]

Southern Company to acquire @agl_resources, creating leading U.S. electric and gas utility. http://t.co/iP3YhtgpBf

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@tzamboiv another security feature that's missing from most financial institutions is two-factor auth. Every site should support it.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@tzamboiv every bank I've used has a very short character limit and no special characters. It's like they want to be hacked.

[Nathan Adams @Dinnerbone]

Is "salty" the new "you mad bro"? When was this decided? I feel like there should have been a memo.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

@discordapp Just had an issue with US East, "awaiting endpoint" for all users.

[Phillip Winfrey @FramePhil]

My life is a race between work and sleep. Unfortunately work is winning right now.