So fantastic to meet @colin_furze at @Makers_Central this weekend - my son was on Cloud 9 (no emoji could ever be smiley enough to do justice ๐). Colin was such a pro, great with the endless line of fans, & it was a fab experience. Fingers crossed for a jar of dirt next time!๐
@colin_furze@Makers_Central My lad will go spare! Can't wait! Please can I ask how the Meet and Greet works? Want to make sure we get the right ticket and don't miss the opportunity.
On our Street, we celebrate inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression. Happy #PrideMonth to all the people in our neighborhoods! โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค
Remember that weird narcissist with freakish blond hair, the one who blamed everyone else when he screwed up, the one who said truly insane things and we all cringed, what was his name? โฆ Donald Johnson ... no, no, oh yes, Boris Trump โฆ no, no, no more
https://t.co/lCCFcseMq8
After the coma
I was in a geriatric ward.
Some of the agency night nurses
seemed irritated.
One wouldn't let me have the buzzer.
One got cross
when I fell out of bed.
I was lonely and called home.
Emma couldn't come in.
At least you, Boris
were having parties though.
That's good
Boris Johnson has honoured:
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Priti Patel, the MP who caught him and Carrie in flagrante in his office, a pair of foetuses, Martin โPartygateโ Reynolds, and his fucking hairdresser.
Help me give the Tories a beating theyโll never forget. https://t.co/w1uaYuHSXS
Please sign my https://t.co/dPz4Urjdp1 petition to have this screenshot of Mel Giedroyc churning butter replace King Charles on all future British postage stamps.
#Eurovision2023