Sentient Ham Sandwich

Smartest sandwich alive

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

When loading the dishwasher it is correct to

[Ryan Fleury @rfleury]

“Near the zero point” — unstructured stream rambling about my excitement for N64 (M64) programming, demoscene & retro dev, LLMs / vibecoding, modern programming culture, and where useful / interesting work lies

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@JayDyer @Babygravy9 @grayzoneintel Hello, and welcome to cooterpod the open air meat market podcast

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

I find myself pulling the i7-2600 rig out from under the stairs

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@memeticsisyphus Yes, the movement from the potential of an in utero baby to a grown and capable adult does not change what the baby is, which is a human person

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@T_connifer @memeticsisyphus The mistake you're making is that the person is what undergirds consciousness and not vice versa. There is a term for this in the true philosophy, and that term is hypostasis

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

Man whatever happened to Sam Bankman-Fried. You just don't hear about him any more

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@FistedFoucault It takes time to spin up manufacturing lines and capacity. Everything from facilities to personnel training.

Companies don't keep a bunch of idling people and space to maximize profit at the cost of immediate readiness

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@Jonathan_Blow Perhaps the quality of LLM code generation will increase as a result.

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@1VeryChillDude I am about to lose a toenail because I proudly refuse protective footwear*

*knocked over something that was precariously placed on the edge of some furniture

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@gaitanalyst @aimeeterese Probably the violence

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@Richard_Harambe They're never topping the inspired by Pong film great Balls of Fury

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

Matt Forney is a Muslim. Matt Forney is a Jew. Matt Forney is Ukrainian. Matt Forney lives at 210 Main Street, Poughkeepsie, New York.

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@MikeWithAHotDog @GamersNexus It'll die when people stop enshittifying their products in myriad manners

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@0x49fa98 A voicemail?

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@orkthodox In here

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@PerryALPHA They died out after one generation and scientists are still struggling to determine why

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@MatthewTheStoat I'm pretty sure his theology isn't even correct per Roman Catholicism. Namely, he says God the Father created an image of Himself which is contra the Nicene Creed and more like Arianism

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Me ordering a taco with extra lettuce at Taco Bell

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

@adamscrabble Yes, and the laughter will be uncontrollable

[Sentient Ham Sandwich @FrancSandwich]

The maneuver has been reviewed and declared, "Really cool 😎."

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

WATCH: Dramatic video shows the U.S. Navy Blue Angels performing a low-altitude flyover over Pensacola Beach, Florida. The Navy says it is reviewing the maneuver and conducting a thorough safety investigation.