alyssa

I'm obviously obsessed with Francesca Antonello.

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

somehow it’s ALWAYS one of my uncles randomly thirst following girls i went to high school with

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

nothing beats opening fb marketplace and finding something you’ve been on the hunt for and it’s dirt cheap AND the seller is responsive and able to meet same day

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

me sitting in the car with the plant i just bought while my bf loads the plywood for the couch i’m gonna make him build for my cat

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

making rose watch the episode where pumkin spits on new york for the third time but me thinking it’s the first time

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

i’m so excited about my vacuum mop that i’ve vacuum mopped my apartment five times this week and am now vacuum mopping joes entire house just because i can

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

how am i supposed to take this girl seriously when she’s unironically hoola hooping to taylor swift at this random wedding in new jersey

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

just me, myself and these squirrels in the attic that won’t let me sleep in

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

my cat lost pet of the week for the fourth week in a row. not only did she shit on the floor next to her (clean) litter box, she decided to bat the turd around on the (clean) living room floor

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

libra season really came in hot and said “let me ruin your mental health and also make your work life absolutely fuckin wretched”

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

ive waited two years for movements new album and it’s only ten songs … and half of them literally dropped pre release … biggest disappointment of this fine friday

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

as someone who went to grad school .. can confirm this read

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

grad school is kinda a step below unemployment like what the fuck are u doing

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

the bartender at wolffs is my fav bc he’s got me drunk at 10 am on a sunday

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

can’t wait for the spongebob soundtracks to pop up on my spotify wrapped this year

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

also i was fortunate enough to have midge and she was hands down my favorite barbie of all time. i loved playing with her lil magnetic belly and the random fetus inside of it

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

just got home from the barbie movie, made rose do three back to back tequila shots with me over the implications of being a woman in this world

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

my first car was an ‘01 chevy blazer that i bought for $1700. it had a fucked up transmission that i had to manually shift between 1st and 2nd gear despite the fact that the bitch was automatic. i named it clayton

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

the vibes are off this week

[alyssa @FrancescaSpawn]

angry crying into this cookiewich on this fine monday afternoon