abby

how are ya?

[abby @_attweets]

Mountain Dew: Blue Voltage tastes a lot better when you don’t have a bitch in ur ear saying it’s nasty

[abby @_attweets]

@NoahKahan I’ll see you in TORONTO on the front porch with my Mom!!!!!!!!!! Look for me I’ll be the one crying the entire time

[abby @_attweets]

@RonDeSantis You’re a weird, annoying and unlikable person and that’s why you’ll never be president

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

They’re taking food from hungry children to line the pockets of billionaires.

[Daniella Diaz @DaniellaMicaela]

.@jamestalarico in Houston, TX: "In a time when there's so much debate about what it means to be a man, my dad showed me every Saturday morning. He would mow our lawn, and then, without telling anyone, without anyone asking him, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn. She was elderly, she was a widow. He never talked about it, he just did it, because that's what a man does. He serves those around him, he takes responsibility, and he does what's right even when no one is watching.

Nowadays our culture tells young men men that greatness is tearing other people down, trolling and owning and dominating, but my dad showed me what real greatness looks like."

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

That short liberal period is when the Supreme Court ended segregation, btw.

[zæk @zadenmo]

LMAOOO

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

it’s so fucking crazy all the time… like one thing after another, so I mostly don’t react to it and let it wash over me. But every once in a while I have these moments of clarity where I’m like damn… what the fuck.

[Cooper @justcuuper]

Paxton vs. Talarico is a perfect microcosm of current American politics

Paxton, who is currently being divorced for cheating on his wife, whose entire political career has been riddled with corruption and fraud, who is exactly the dirty bought-and-paid-for politician MAGA is constantly fear mongered about, has supporters nodding right along with him as he says “but Talarico is vegan” (he’s not)

I hate this timeline

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot.

He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud.

He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery.

He was impeached by his own party for corruption.

Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas.

Together we will stop him.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It’s crazy to see an elected official just deliver on every campaign promise.

[E @coffeeaIIaIone]

this is what it feels like to listen to folklore

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[Nic Lazy @nicolaslauzon2]

Unironically biggest corruption scandal in US history and no one cares. Sad world

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I love that every Republican face-off is someone's borderline illiterate pawpaw vs. a nerd who brought a briefcase to highschool