Caprese Boi

creative. editorial. consultant. cinematics. game events. current: redacted / former: @Quibi - these tweets self destruct

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

Margaritavillecore

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@edubies @man_vs_life_ @LexStepp These people would cease to exist if they weren’t scared 24/7.

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@manonthehorse7 @LexStepp It doesn’t work like that though. You can’t just take a city with a lower populace by square mile and put an X factor on it. There are so many other factors to consider when you increase population per sq mile.

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@LexStepp @manonthehorse7 They never do. It’s their kryptonite

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@manonthehorse7 @LexStepp Maybe not in your bubble, but that’s a huge cross section of LA’s populace that you just listed off

[Lex Steppling @LexStepp]

L.A county homicides in 1992: 2,589

L.A county homicides in 2025: 230

Too many hysterical weenies online talking about Los Angeles who base their nostalgia on minute long videos or literal fiction.

LA crime has been dropping ever since the community responded in the 90’s.

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

Naruto: Shippuden on Adult Swim at Sticky Rice, Los Angeles

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

New J.Crew Men's vision comes into focus
What a difference a couple of years makes

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Right! And we are all brainwashed to think it’s something to aspire to. I know this is old but the difference between one million and one billion is so vast I think people can’t comprehend it. One million seconds equals is 11.5 days. One billion seconds is 31.7 Years. And Elon is about to be a trillionaire. That would be 31,700 years. Now do the math in dollars. And the fact is that no one in the history of the world has ever attained that wealth by any other means then some form of domination over others. I do not begrudge financial success, but I do have a real problem when the the top 0.1% (130,000 families) hold 6 times the wealth as the bottom 66 million households combined. Put another way 905 individuals in America have twice the wealth of the entire bottom half of the country- 165,000,000 people. And it wasn’t always this way. The top 0.1 percent’s share of the U.S. wealth pie has grown 59.6 percent since just 1989.

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@RaduOfTheHills @Fascinate_Hist I’ve been here in all that time, it really hasn’t changed much at all.

[Lex Steppling @LexStepp]

Los Angeles’ murder rate when this footage was taken was double what it is today.

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@SorayaSpaghetti @_madisontayt Lmfao

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Odyssey's IMAX popcorn bucket is an IMAX camera.

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

When she wanna make out but it’s the car chase scene in One Battle After Another

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

Turns out replacing us is more expensive than keeping us 😭

[Caprese Boi @SpenceNicholson]

@rfkenmore Dickies 17” always a staple in SoCal

[sean @_sn_n]

Fun Fact: No Democratic ticket in the 21st century has won without a Biden on the ticket.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

darkly funny that the maga people elected Trump partially because of a culture war fixation on beef and now they will never taste beef again

[DiggerCrave 🧡🪏 @CruiseCrave]

Taps the sign

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

The carbon in my DNA was forged in the heart of a star. The iron in my blood was made in a supernova explosion. The microplastics in my brain are from used condoms made out of ancient plankton corpse goop. Everything is one.