Julie Horger

He's having his bath.

[Julie Horger @FrancisIsBusy]

Nothing is more reassuring than hearing the tornado sirens being tested at noon on Wednesday

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stupid bird who starts singing at 4 a.m. every day

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The person who takes photos for Chuck Grassley’s Twitter is oddly fixated on the blank upper walls of rooms

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when I turn 50 in a couple of weeks

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

We All Get Old, But Few Of Us Get GREAT! WOOOOO!

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but they’re both touching things

[Tokyo Gov @Tokyo_gov]

In the two years since the start of the pandemic, our way of living has changed. A number of #Tokyo-based companies are leading the way in adapting to this change with state-of-the-art #TouchlessTechnology.

https://t.co/YFsrOjXvHZ

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Post AP Lit test pizza order has been placed for tomorrow

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Oh my god.

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I feel seen

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Happy Ed Balls Day to one and all

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tempting

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I have a to do list for each day. I draw a little box next to each item, and then I put a perfect corner to corner X in the box when I have completed the item. I find that very satisfying

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I vow to use this word every day

[The OED @OED]

OED Word of the Day: ripsnorter, n. Someone or something exceptionally remarkable in appearance, quality, strength, or the like.

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[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

Woman who wrote essay titled 'How to Murder Your Husband' on trial for murder of husband https://t.co/RuQrGxjH7I

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You cook bacon in your microwave once and it smells like bacon forever. Also this is what I want on my tombstone please.

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I hate being an adult.

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I just witnessed a ding dong ditch

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so I can continue to ask them to analyze literary devices

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

“Our kids need to be in school.”

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PUPPET SHOW
AND SPINAL TAP

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enjoying some light reading

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I was sitting at my desk during my planning period today, and I heard my classroom printer across the room inexplicably fire up. This emerged.