Ascended Hooper

[Ascended Hooper @adubs73]

My apologies for not tweeting much my brain turned to mush and I rarely have thoughts these days

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Life is one Rick Morty when you’re still young 🎵

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@a8a649k3 Tell em

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Certified Sharkboy? Certified Lavagirl.

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Forget it Jake, it’s Rodrick’s Rules

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They took Har Har Tharsdays from us

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Life is one Rick Morty when you’re still young 🎵

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Coke zero is an indica and diet coke is a sativa

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@JacketsInsider Had that one locked and loaded

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@FriedgeHNIC You must be joking

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I’ve thought about this tweet at least once a week for the last three and a half years

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

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I’m having a liquidity crisis of sorts myself (pissed my pants)

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@JacketsInsider He’s a superstar in the making

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What is instead of Franklin he was named Geeklin and instead being of a turtle he smoked spice

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There was something in the air that night
You held me tight
Fernando

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

Taylor Swift is stunted and in her mind is still the age she was when she became famous. She’s essentially mentally disabled. Criticizing her, or her fans (majority of whom are also mentally disabled) would be inappropriate

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If I were skinnier I would definitely wear more pastel shirts

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Lord Farquad’s shit was clean at least