Francis Neal

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Don't judge me by my skin color, my hair color, body size & outer beauty. If you do, you will miss entirely who I am.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five! . . . Six! . . . Seven! . . . Eight!

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. -Gail Sheehy

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, Twist to open.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Sometimes the answer to prayer is not that it changes life' but that it changes you. -James Dillet Freeman

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the surest way to be sad.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

That awkward moment when the fat kid says "that's how I roll".

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

You can plant a dream. -Anne Campbell

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

He who praises in praesentia, and abuses in absentia, have with him pestilentia. - German Proverb

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. -Thomas Jefferson

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Earth means the world to me

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

John Phillips Marquand~ It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest hard-working ancestry.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Knock Knock. Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it!

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Cats must play attack cat in the middle of the night when Mom moves in her sleep.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Don't give up on things when you think you can fight for it. It's difficult to wait but it's more difficult to regret.

[Francis Neal @FrancisNeal83]

Yeah yea fuck autocorrect.