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I don’t know why people don’t have secret handshakes anymore. Like what better way to bond with your homies!

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@realDonaldTrump “You’re fired!”

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STFU and drink some water.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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degrassi @Drake is the best @Drake

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I always mix up the #leavebritneyalone guy with #JeffreeStar. I know it’s not right, but they’re the same person to me.

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Just a heads up... the pandemic isn’t real if you’re rich and famous.

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So #adele got skinny and I’m still fat. Basically 2020 in a nutshell.

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Every “car guy” I’ve ever known whips a hoopty and drives too fast!

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I’m just gonna say it... Arnold from #heyarnold grandparents are definitely dead by now. And we didn’t get invited to the funeral.

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“Good every day dick.” Code for mediocre penis at best.

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If you let your dog bark outside at 3 AM you’re the worst kind of human.

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There’s never been a better time to be a #schwans food deliverer!

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It’s 9:17 am, Greg. Stop using your shopvac to vacuum up the leaves in your yard.

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Porcini purse

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2020 is a fucking beauty rat. 🐀✨

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I wonder if parents ever wake up one morning and be like y tf did I choose that name for my child? Like “stfu, Reigh Lynn! Mommy is trying to sleep”

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Titty fuckable 3D prints

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Hallucinogenic’s caught in my teeth

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Let me butter you up, sweet tart

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@lonesomemango #tweetsaboutmeats