Frank

Now featuring more boredom!

[Mark McGowan @MarkMcGowanMP]

Thank you, WA.

It's been the privilege of my life.

[Senator Jordon Steele-John @SenatorJordon]

ICYMI: we launched a survey into ADHD diagnosis and support yesterday, and over 5,000 of you have already completed it!

Have #ADHD? Please give us 3mins of your time: https://t.co/mA96pzTy0w

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

On the morning rush hour tube right now and look at this; a whole row of people reading books. It's a sad state of affairs when people can't afford mobile phones and have to resort to books.

[💧Michael West @MichaelWestBiz]

German govt bails out Lufthansa, takes 20% stake, freezes exec bonuses, divs and takeovers till loan repaid.

Australian govt bails out Qantas for $2bn, takes no stake. No obligations. Qantas resumes bonuses and takeovers.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Just remember: companies would rather pay $25k to a recruiter to replace you than give you a $25k raise

[VV @visualizevalue]

Iterate.

[marquelawyers @marquelawyers]

You know how 99% of the times you see a bulldozer, it's sitting there not doing anything? Scott is a bulldozer.

[The Bell Tower Times @BellTowerTimes]

BREAKING: Police launch search operation to locate the Freo Doctor that's fucked off again. Their message is simple, just come back and no questions will be asked

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

Watching Sean's last ep of Countdown I can see how upset I was knowing he was ill and how much that affected my performance, while Sean himself continued to be effortlessly hilarious. A true comic to the end. That's why he's trending on twitter and why he's so missed.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

We should stop discriminating against religious groups and let them pay the same amount of tax as everyone else

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

[The Chaser @chaser]

The Navy have deployed Australia's most deadly ship to the Russian border, with the Ruby Princess expected to arrive within hours

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Immunity https://t.co/ClKLHywmTT

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

As tough as the extended lockdowns of 2020 and 2021 were, remember that in staying at home we were able to buy the government enough time to be massively fucking underprepared again

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of the blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle.

It is overheating.