Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account)

DADDY CHIMAMANDA 💚, A HUMAN, A NURSE, A HUSBAND, A FATHER, ARSENAL NURSE🔴⚪, CRUISE NURSE, MEME NURSE, STORY TELLER, KOINONIA 🔥

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

OFFICIAL AND UNOFFICIAL MEDICAL TESTS TO RUN BEFORE MARRIAGE.

1. Genotype Test –To avoid “love is sweet but sickle cell is not romantic.”

2. Blood Group & Rhesus Factor –So pregnancy won’t later say “Surprise!”.

3. HIV Test –Love is blind, but lab results are not.

4. Hepatitis B & C –Marriage is for better health, not lifelong medication.

5. STD Screening (Syphilis, Gonorrhea, etc.) –Because faithfulness starts with facts.

6. Fertility Tests (if needed) –To reduce future family WhatsApp pressure.

7. Mental Health Screening –Because some anger issues are not “village people.”

🎯NOW THE UNOFFICIAL BUT VERY IMPORTANT ONES!.

1. Snoring Test –If one snores like a faulty generator, prepare emotionally.

2. Phone Privacy Test –Can you drop your phone without panicking? If not, we need further investigation.

3. Hunger Test –Observe your partner when hungry. Some people’s demons wake up at 3pm without food.

4. Money Stress Test –See their mood when ATM says “Insufficient Funds.”

5. Sleep Anger Test –Wake them up suddenly. If they shout “Who sent you?”..note it.

6. Bathroom Hygiene Test –How they leave the toilet tells you how they’ll treat marriage.

7. Apology Ability Test –If “sorry” is harder than swallowing bitter pills… hmmm.

8. Mother/Father Influence Scan –Check if you’re marrying the person or the whole extended family.

DO YOUR TESTS. PREVENTION IS CHEAPER THAN HEARTBREAK 💔

E for Ebewu 🎯

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@Sandraify6 May life be fair and kind to you as you celebrate another year on earth, Amen 🫶🏿

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@Sandraify6 @maxnonso You just said it all..

Takes like this is now stale on the internet to me. Life ain't a syllabus, men and women are loving themselves to stupor offline.

Rules are made for internet consumption you know 😊

LIFE REALITY OVER RULES 🎯

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@cindy_blog Give me BLUE!!!!

The person offering ₦1m weekly fit get memory loss tomorrow 😫🌝

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@OgodoSandra KWE CHIRI! 🎯

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@Sandraify6 You did right, please don't interfere again no matter what happens..

Life is crazy, you might be trying to help next time and boom something goes south, you'll be blamed.

Please don't interfere again Nnem 😊

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso Nope, it's not POSSIBLE..

You cannot menstruate and be pregnant at the same time.

But you can bleed during pregnancy, sometimes in a way that looks like a period.

She shouldn't be ashamed, though I understand her "despair".

Congrats in advance for her "IRISH TWINS" 💚

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso Good morning, Coach Nonso! 🙌🏾

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso It's abnormal for a 4 year old.

Please they should visit the hospital.

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@Sandraify6 WORKLOAD 😫😫😫

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxvayshia You're with the Devil and you're scared of the demon..

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@instablog9ja I'm sincerely scared for her, thinking she would break while dancing 🤦🏿‍♂️😫

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso I walked away like the relationship never existed.

It was very much easier for me to forsake 😊

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso Everything nice, Nnem 💚

Trust you're well?

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@Sandraify6 🙈

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

Men are guilty until proven innocent, women are innocent until proven guilty 🤦🏾‍♂️

The sad reality of MEN🤦🏾‍♂️

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

This gist is crazy!!
This girl accused this boy of taking her phone..

She created drama and got people to intervene, they started beating the boy and was about to give him jungle justice..

Some reasonable people among them then asked her to explain how he took her phone, that was when they discovered that she lied..

She was his girlfriend and the phone was the one he bought for her.. she broke up with him so he collected the phone back..

Not only that, he has been spending on her, feeding her and making sure she's comfortable..

But instead of being grateful, she accused him and allowed the angry youth to beat him..

Thank God they didn't do anything drastic to the boy..

What if they had lynched him?

And guess what, they didn't touch her afterwards, they just ended everything like that..

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@itzchristunique Men are guilty until proven innocent, women are innocent until proven guilty 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Franklyn Offorji RN🩺 💊 (backup account) @FrankMysta]

@maxnonso Funnily, they come back to engage when they find out it went viral just to farm impression 😹