The Franken Capitalist 🧟

Free markets? yes.
Fire? no.

Russia rigged the Antonio Brown acquisition, all of my tweets, and the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix.

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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for #boogaloo boys are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go see if they care bout "stacking bodies and slotting commies."

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@debunker C list is being generous, tbh.

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@Sirsanitynow @shoe0nhead

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@washingtonpost And so the shameless water-carrying begins....

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@RashidaTlaib So "peace in the middle east" is... *Glances at DNC handbook* a BAD thing now. Got it.

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@ananavarro

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@Jorgensen4POTUS Even if that woman is an absolutely horrific candidate?

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@ColMorrisDavis How the actual hell is the Betsy Ross flag a Nazi symbol?
God, you people are cringe.

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@GovernorTomWolf @JennaEllisEsq Cool cool now can you please stop strangling your state you absolute clownshow?

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@foodinmouth @rodb @eddiefu

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@TeenVogue @kandistmallett So when do we all get to contribute equally in the business decisions and profits of Teen Vogue?

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@AkilahObviously @YouTube You played, you lost, and now you're mad.

Simplified that useless, long-ass tweet thread for ya.

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@Indians Joe Biden? Is that you?

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@washingtonpost L
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MUTHA-EFFIN L

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@__VICT0RIous @CNN Your definition of "often" sounds like a doozy

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@CNN Women. You're talking about women.

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@McDonalds @BubbaWallace We hear about black drivers like Lewis Hamilton because he's making history by being literally the best in his entire sport.

We hear about black drivers like @BubbaWallace because he doesn't understand how garage doors work.

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@paulrust Feel like this is racist. You racist, bruv?

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@renato_mariotti Guys you don't really think black lives matter then, huh

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@ktumulty @KamalaHarris Oooh... Do you really want to run on Kamala's record though? I mean, do you REALLY want to do that?
Like, you've seen Kamala's record, right? Ain't nobody should be running on that...

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@EvanMcMullin CIA spook says what?