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Normal is Boring

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@HonMosiria Always shaming the victim. Mosiria hii akili ndio unatumia kuongoza ama kuna ingine kwa kabati?

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

This is so sad!!

If you are a by stander in a case of bullying, you are also a bully!!

We have become a country that normalizes human assault and injustice. My heart feels so heavy.

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

The victim of Forest primary school tells her side of the story

[Eric @amerix]

If you are intending to marry a Luhya woman,

Know the subtribe.

This is important.

Some subtribes emanate from a lineage of witches,

Some from thieves.

Some from murderers and cannibals.

Some subtribes genetically influence their women to be combative and rude, e.g., Banyore.

A Kisa subtribe woman is naturally warm and has a high propensity for fertility.

Marama subtribe has good women, but the core Marama woman, what we call "Namukhula", can be combative if you fail to tame her.

Approach the Wanga woman with caution. They have a clan that calls its women "Bwibo — Makulu saba." These are dynamite.

Bukusu women are malleable but easily attracted to fellow Bukusu men. They don't get much comfort and safety from other men. You can marry her if you are not Bukusu, but if you falter, she will likely cheat on you with a Bukusu man.

The Isukha and Idakho are volatile in nature. They can bite your dick off. They are also fertile, sexually electric and chaotic if you fail to tame her.

The best bet in the Luhya community would be:

• Ba'Tsotso: Kakamega, Bukura

• Ba'Marachi: Busia

• Ba'Samia: Busia

• Ba'Khayo: Busia

• Ba'Kisa: Kakamega, Khwisero

• Ba'Tirichi: Vihiga, Nandi

• Ba'Tachoni: Bungoma, Kitale

You will not go wrong with these ones.

One simple roar, and they coil back to their femininity.

Maragoli are volatile, their fuse is always on emergency. Only Maragoli men can handle them. Marry them if your father owns a tea factory in Mudete.

#MasculinitySaturday

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@Kamugikamau @omwambaKE @AbsaKenya I was also served by a very casual and nonchalant man who left me to DIY my way through the assistance I'd gone to seek from the thika branch

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@MrRightke Lucky dube naye ni taste ya vienyeji

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@Honeyfarsafi Wewe ulikataa kumarch to statehouse

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@KhalifKairo Uko wapi kwa hio picha?

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@KenyaPower_Care Ngoingwa estate in thika. No power since last night. 8pm

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC I'm unable to access home fibre services. Kindly assist

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

Retweet to vote for Faith Kipyegon 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

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RT widely to create awareness ✅

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

How many scars did you justify, because you loved the person holding the knife?

[Bonita @bonitaonsafari]

Ukitoka Nairobi 8:00 am na shuttle, utakuwa Arusha 1:00pm ama 2:00pm latest. Hiyo shuttle ni ksh 2,500. It actually keeps time and will leave whether full or not at 8:00 am sharp. Sasa kwa nini hujawai enda abroad? All you need is passport na yellow fever certificate.

[Dr Moeketsi @AusBassie]

And when you pray tonight..pray for strength to withstand the process. We all know what we want in life, however we do not know the journey that lies ahead. The process is challenging and sometimes discouraging but never quit. May God grant you strength to reach your destination.

[Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓 @BrianMutuma_]

@iWateba Lmaoooooo. Siku za mdinyi ni 69 😂

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

"Date people who like you"

[Hakuna Matata! @ananda_anindo]

I used to date this guy and everytime I would sleep over at his place he’d wake me up in the morning akisema, “Masaa ya lodging imeisha.” And he’d say this laughing and we’d laugh together lakini ile uchungu nilikuwa naskia kwa roho😂Date people who like you please 😂😂

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

Thanks Burning Spear for spending 42 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Ghost (Marcus Garvey). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/IwsZbOieA0

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

I just 'baking soda and vinegar' through any problem in life.

[GoodVibes Mistress @Frashia_k]

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