AL1k

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iPhone storage full but I can’t bring myself to delete Talking Ben .

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Why is Will drinking a chocolate muscle milk in La Poubelle

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I’m on the precipice of hot shit.

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They’re saying I gotta tap in w Aquaman.

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Hitting the folks to Paul Simon

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Who up rn ?

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At the River talking about the Kingslayer.

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Eating spicy noodles really fast I got hiccups n shit.

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I’m such an omnivore.

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I need the Z axis on find my.

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They’re hating on me while I’m in Trader Joe’s with a wildly contemplative expression on my face, browsing through their selection of apples, carefully considering which few I fancy the most.

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Just spilled half a bag of chia seeds all over the kitchen floor. Gotta be one of the worst moments of my life.

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Could I get a job with a resume in Comic Sans ?

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Why is Ethan crying at Pine and Crane

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Why is this old man sitting across from me at Marie et Cie silently peer pressuring me to chain smoke ?

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So drunk in the lyft Joni Mitchell is the only thing keeping me conscious.

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“I could NOT draw Skips from memory rn.”
- Bo

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Crying at the pregame.

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Vinnie Chase on Saturday. Carrie Bradshaw on Sunday.

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Just ate a banana with no peanut butter. Testing my limits.