dev

you know I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay

[dev @agentklington]

Moment of silence for the dead. All of them. Just a moment though . Ok that’s enough

[THERAVADA @THERAVADA]

Last time the Knicks won a championship New Yorkers started HIP-HOP

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Wait, he was real?

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vult @CM147143]

Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.

[bev4lyfe @simplybeverly31]

RIP David Hockney I loved your Olympics posters so much

[Divine @DivineOfficial]

RIP David Hockney.
Divine (1979)

[David Hering @hering_david]

Devastatingly loud noise band from 1979

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[📼 vermina 🐀 @eldianangel]

my fat chud dad on the internet in 1998. that mf loved The Internet.

[★ @corpseinorbit]

Some of the crowd got palpably uncomfortable, like genuine weird quiet, and he followed with "Now you see why I'm always telling my manager: No more college towns! I can't do my act in front of all these fuckin' queers!"

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)

Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others

(Turn to Pete)

Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Sometimes when nothing is funny I watch the part from Too Funny to Fail where the timeslot ad makes Colbert break so hard he’s reduced to silent tears

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

i think about this like every other day

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Sneakily maybe an all time Simpsons line

[conor shack @ConorShack]

i think about this img a lot

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Clipfarming account posting Frasier episodes:

He brought White Zinfandel to the dinner party 💀