Some of the crowd got palpably uncomfortable, like genuine weird quiet, and he followed with "Now you see why I'm always telling my manager: No more college towns! I can't do my act in front of all these fuckin' queers!"
thinking about that Portlandia sketch where one of Fred Armesin's characters gets hit with a C&D from Matt Groening for bootlegging and Fred is like Whose law says I can't do this? That's not my law. My law is this. And points and and it's just a sign he made that says "BE TRUE"
(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)
Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others
(Turn to Pete)
Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.