Freaked Out Founder

I started a company. For a long time it failed, which was easy. But then it didn't. Now I have no f'ing idea what to do!

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert, but for every fact there is not necessarily an equal and opposite fact. #truth

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

@justinkxyz @CandiceSener @paulg Transaction costs

[GeekWire Startups @seattle20]

After roller coaster startup journey, presentation app Haiku Deck sold to edtech company BookRags https://t.co/iesWeoU9n7 via @GeekWire

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

@SelectaStory Maybe if you are in a tight competition and need to grow faster, otherwise the bad habits created by your inefficient use of capitol will just sink you in the end

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Startup lingo is tough. Do you know them all?

CAC
LTV
DAU
MAU
ARPU
CAGR
COGS
ARR
MRR
PMF
LOFA
MVP
B2C
B2B
B2B2C
D2C
CMS
CRM
CPC
DD
KPI
GP
LP
IPO
ICO
IRR
ROI
MoM
NDA
SaaS
OOO
SAFE
SAFT
SPAC
TS
UI
UX
WOM
YTD
SHA
ROFR
GMV
AUM
EV

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

Why do #startups get measured on how much they raise? Seems like if you need lots of money it’s because you aren’t making any...

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

If I’m an imposter, what’s that make you?

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

Yeah, those of us in the shit could use a hand up. Thanks Brad for reaching out your hand. https://t.co/RE0IbzYItZ

[Brad Feld @bfeld]

Feld Thoughts: Preview for The Weight Of Gold https://t.co/dCe3htzan0

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

@bfeld Word

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

To sell or to raise. THAT is the question #startup #founder #problems

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

I wake up every morning and I'm like, WTF am I DOING????

https://t.co/S2Z63vCJ1p

#tech #startup

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

doubt is the seed that burns...

that devours...

that kills...

#startup

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Being contrarian has somehow become the consensus.

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

WTF is up w/ budgets anyway? I can't forecast what I'm going to have for dinner tonight and you want me to tell you what happens in a year?

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

You gotta hire a creative director and you're like, "What's a creative director"? #startup #IKnowNothing #thisIsFunRight #WTFAmIDoing

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

who the f said this shit is fun? I needa' crack their head...

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

Damn burden's a bitch! that's right, f the peanut gallery, they ain't lived it https://t.co/PFNomshx1U

[Startup L. Jackson @StartupLJackson]

Ain't never met a founder who didn't feel The Burden, but many who take losses way too personally.

Fuck the peanut gallery, & take care.

[Freaked Out Founder @FreakdOutFoundr]

Yo intertweeps! WTF do you do when you have a rocket strapped to your ass and you have no idea how to steer? Just askin'