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[Priscilla BG @Freckle_Fox]

@lavatwin @SixthDeclension I took the SAT’s in 2010 and do not recall any cursive segments. That being said, I learned cursive in second grade and choose to write in it sometimes. It’s completely unnecessary.

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

Woman: Hi I need to get an abortion
America: Now hang on little lady we got rules here...

Insane Man: I need a gun
America: Yea sure dude whatever

[Netflix @netflix]

@jvn you are such a lovely light in this world <3

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Also living for @KaramoBrown response on @PostMalone , he cute he handsome & didn’t ask for a makeover which is 🔑. I love his wavy hair and face tats he’s unique & I’m here for it 🎀 #queereye

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

When your boss needs you to protect one of his Horcruxes

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

TRUMP: Putin says he didn’t do it. So I believe the guy.
ALSO TRUMP: We can’t be sure this 8-month-old isn’t a sleeper agent for MS-13. Better make him appear in court alone.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

IF YOU’RE SACHA BARON COHEN YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!

[shook @theblackarabia]

me calling my boyfriend about any minor inconvenience that is completely out of his control https://t.co/D0YH5qQXIw

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Self-made means having succeeded in life unaided.

Used in a sentence: Forbes says that Kylie Jenner is a self-made woman.

https://t.co/sr8Ncd7s5A https://t.co/ehEL7Cf6KV

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This is a helicopter video of illegal fireworks going off all across Los Angeles.

[Sandstone @quartzen]

If your problem is "children are running in the hallway" and your solution to that problem is "deeply unsettling optical illusion floors," you might be a supervillain https://t.co/u9HDHR2xTJ

[Lauren @Elloryn]

Just read something about replacing "I'm sorry" with "thank you". So, instead of saying "sorry I was late", say "thank you for waiting for me". Replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude and breaks the "i'm sorry" cycle. Powerful.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Omg can we do that cute unconstitutional thing again where we stall on nominees until the next election?

[Bumface @misterbumface]

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal.

The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden.

Legality is not a guide for morality.

[carkeim @keim_keim]

I have a workout app that tells me to workout every night at 9 pm

Matt and I were on our way to dinner when I got the notification

so he pulled over on the side of the road and I did 5 jumping jacks and then he gave me a high five and now we’re getting mexican food

[soju boy @_bacongod_]

straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

ladies imagine this:

it's 1985. you're going to be an actress, you're going to be a star, you're currently shaking your ass on white snakes car. you turn on the radio and it's springsteen, madonna (way before nirvana) there's U2 and blondie and music still on MTV

[chloe @aechantings]

how do you cancel a show with a scene like this, america explain