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Lady Edith on the outside, Lady Mary on the inside, striving to be Lady Sybil
She/her

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Millenial athiest weddings are insane. We just ended by circling around the bride & groom and singing Green Day's Good Riddance.

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Happy Birthday @BusterPosey - which always reminds me of when my mom said "Buster Posey is the same age as you? But he's accomplished so much more than you have." Sorry I'm not a once-in-a-generation talent at, well, anything Momsy. 😂

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Love Giants Talk podcast! @PavlovicNBCS @cmkuiper The remembering some guys segment has been fun - pls continue! As we are remembering great Sergio moments don't forget when he dropped trou at the ump checking for sticky stuff.
https://t.co/07LfUpkXjv

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@PavlovicNBCS Very excited to see Piscotty on my fave team so we are one step closer to my dream of a segment called "Tea with Piscotty"

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@ThereseVinal @SFGiants @OracleParkSF please tell me where we can get those shoes?!

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@extrabaggs I 🧡Tyler Rogers! The Giants have long been a team of underdogs, weirdos, and freaks and they make it work.

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@EleanorMorton Been waiting for Craig to take on outlander! 😂

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@PavlovicNBCS Came a few days early to get plenty of eats. Guess we’re spoiled by all the great options at Oracle.

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#GirlsTrip to Chicago to watch @SFGiantsFans at legendary Wrigley Field… @PavlovicNBCS what should we eat??

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#LastNightIDreamt that I (a very un-athletic person who hates running) was being coached in track by @gabekapler who is such a great manager, I didn't mind.

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Genius.

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Here's a million dollar idea: A restaurant that offers a sampler of the full menu! Not just the appetizers — no, no! The salads! The entrees! The desserts! Even the kids menu! If you build it, I will come… and eat it.

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@WirthTM 😂😂😂

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@cmkuiper I was right there with you on the BART train!!

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“I will always love you” Playing somewhere in the distance, probably.

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My dad & @yungjoc650 , A bromance
beginning of the season: I will never root for Joc, he was a Dodger.
April: ok, he’s good but he’s cocky, doesn’t fit with the team.
Early May: so, Is Joc in the lineup?
Mid May: WOO GO JOC!!
Friday 5/27: HEY DON’T HURT JOC!

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As a person who attended several proms in the early aughts AND whose first job was managing tube feeds for comatose patients, I feel very qualified to recommend #SeniorYear
Super fun, like Romy & Michelle meets 13 Going on 30

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If you throw stuff at players, you are NOT a baseball or #SFGiants fan. Ban those jerks!

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Last year #WhiteLotus ruined vacations for me. Now #Severance has made me feel weird about my new job sitting at a computer in a basement. Now time to watch #Julia and hate food forever, probably.

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~1/2 through Severance and I really hope there's some kind of Gilead-type fertility issue that can explain why Mark's totally normal, cool sister is having a baby with that boob Ricken.

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@cmkuiper @FoxNews It should be an Onion headline it's so ridiculous.