Frederick Marryat

Ahoy!

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@birbigs @mulaney @jackantonoff @emmaEWallen @NewYorker Refusal to debate is the number one trait of a bigot.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@realdonjamieson @kevinbrennan666 Refusal to debate is the number one trait of a bigot.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@TheCumiaShow @kevinbrennan666 @BrianPMcCarthy Did Brian's $200 shirt shrink when he was washing jizz out of it or are things not going well with the personal trainer? Just curious to know exactly which gay thing he overpaid for.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@kevinbrennan666 I guess you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@Boomerscum @kevindowneyjr That's similar to what the priest told me.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@aaronbergcomedy you know that video of Candace Owens being harassed at breakfast by antifa? Could her sideboob from that be a guest on @InHotWatershow please?

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@SamG108 @billburr @martinkelner It's a trip of a lifetime for me. I'm traveling from the UK for it.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

I'm going to be at that October 5th @billburr gig at TD Garden which you plugged on this week's #PPP @martinkelner. It's the most relevant thing I've ever heard on your show.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@normmacdonald Poor Bobby.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@ThatJaprican the band from the sopranos song is English and the black singer is a white cokehead. They're called alabama 3. I've seen them live. They were shit. #getoffmylawn

[Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 @380kmh]

not seeing a problem here folks

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@IANfidance I have a memory foam mattress. Every time I lie down on it I remember I'm a worthless piece of shit.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@IsisPhaggot @HarryBallsagna2 He's the blind @bertkreischer

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

I found I'm Your Savior by @Mrjimflorentine on @PrimeVideo. It's straight in my top 5 favourite comedy specials. A work of genius.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@RealJamesWoods @Nike I saw the photograph and assumed Adam Sandler just got cast as Art Garfunkel.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@w_terrence He looks like Adam Sandler got cast in a movie about Art Garfunkel.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@kevinbrennan666 Spend the savings on tax cuts.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

@AndrewGillum I agree. We could spend the savings on tax cuts.

[Frederick Marryat @FredMarryat]

Is it just me who thinks @Kaepernick7 looks like Adam Sandler got cast in a movie about Art Garfunkel? #NikeBoycott @Nike @aaronbergcomedy @GenoBiscontePA @kevinbrennan666