Charlie Twerk

Stompin out butts like I'm walkin on an ashtray

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

Greatest moment of my life https://t.co/9If98M0OuO

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The Philadelphia #Eagles are Super Bowl Champions.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@sixers @Liberty_Ballers @FCHWPO Excellent production

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@darrenrovell Credit: @RealGlenMacnow

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@EM_Creates @Phillies Forman Mills merch

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@Colts Makes no sense. Looks like shit.

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

😢

[Variety @Variety]

Anthony Head, the British actor best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72.

His daughters shared in a statement that he “passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.”

https://t.co/TOTGKcKLzx

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@wormpuller “me is a rtard desperate for engagement”

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@NotThatTomGreen vfw pilled

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@snackhunting @BarstoolBigCat was Armie your stunt double at your shoot the other day?

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@TheDrainmaker Because it reeks of ass

[Charlie Twerk @FredRezaire]

@good_faces_bot @nickturani

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The people that slapped "I did this" stickers on gas pumps all over the country, are now telling you to STFU & deal with it.

[terry funk was better than your favorite @mthieyung]

greatest squash match ever

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

You think you've aged poorly? This is what's left of the screen-used stop-motion Book of the Dead from the EVIL DEAD II opening titles.

The latex cover skin has deteriorated, leaving behind only this gnarly monster visage. Estimated to sell for between $20k - $40k next month!

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

On this day in 1999, Jimmy Eat World released their album, Clarity. The rest is history.

Here's the band performing "Blister" in Atlanta, Georgia, in June, 1999

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Oh nothing, just thinking about this random PBS bumper again:

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

Nicole Kidman and Kate Winslet with Babe the pig at the Oscars, 1995

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Saves The Day "At Your Funeral," live on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 2003

[McRib @McR1B69]

Folks this is what we go to the movies for.