Fred Weaver V

People call me Freddie Penn, Fred the 5th, Cinco, Fiver & Freddie Bear

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

https://t.co/tP4n5wdEa0

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Chilling with mom and dad today. Just remembered I have @twitter

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Me and my cuz @ibrodyweaver #reunited

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Give me more water! 💧

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Playing with my stick earlier #freetoys

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Just ate my first piece of dog food and first strand of carpet. Mmmmm 👶🏼😋

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

@ryleigh_kc @FredWeaverIV You can play with me all you want, and change my poopy diapers 💩but I love my mommy and daddy so you can't steal me for good!

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Thanks for a great win @Dbacks ! I enjoyed my first game at Chase Field

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

I don't mean to boast but I just put myself to sleep...well my dad swaddled me but I didn't need to be rocked tonight #humblebrag

[| kevin @kevinkauffman]

. @travisk come on. We're 30 + minutes in. We just want a driverless car ride https://t.co/a8gz3Ve9Xn @Uber @Uber_Support @uber_az

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Me and my great-grandma hanging out this morning. She's 1,169 months old. I'm 4 months old. Woah!

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

My dad won the jackpot (aka "crackpot") today by changing 3 of my 💩💩💩diapers!!! Please congratulate him. #Winner

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

I'm officially 3 months old today. Can't wipe my own butt but my dad says I'm smarter than most politicians & members of the media.

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

@kevinkauffman so you're saying there's s slim chance?

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

@kevinkauffman When are you going to change one of my diapers Uncle Kevin? I may have a surprise for you.

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Just REALLY surprised my dad. He went to check my diaper. I let out a gigantic shart & some of the remnants hit my dad's glasses & shirt 💩

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Hey @aninerhater - I heard you can't get enough of my cute face! 😛

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

The noises my parents, aunt, and uncle make to attempt to get me and my cuz @ibrodyweaver to smile is dispicable. Grown-ups, huh?!

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

Can someone tell @ibrodyweaver to stop grabbing my shirt?! We lovingly call him "mob boss" for a reason.

[Fred Weaver V @FredWeaverV]

My grandma is braver than your grandma