My wife came in moaning,"I'm sick of you wasting your time with all these inventions! None of them fucking work anyway!"
It was at that point that the "Slap-a-cuntomatic3000" proved her wrong.
Whilst in the gym showers today, my mate Mahmoud bragged to me about how he once climbed Everest in less than 3 hours, which really set me thinking...
..."What the fuck is a Paki doing in a shower?"
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it", i said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then i realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
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