✨Freddy✨

Unhilarious lanky man-boy / Lover / Drag queen (Cynthia Seaward) / Comic / Improviser / Cancer Survivor / Eunuch

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

1) Be kind 2) Be helpful 3) Enjoy yourself - If you're not doing at least one of those things, what are you doing with your life?

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

@mmaarrow I’ll not hear a word said against MIKA

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

If you had Sam Stern’s cookbook growing up you’re gay now

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

Aunt Zelda: Baphomet, The Goat Of Mendes, the Devil Himself
Aunt Hilda, an intellectual: Goaty McGoatface

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

When you don’t want @VictoriaCoren to find out about your illicit star-crossed love affair so have to woo each other through morse code #OnlyConnect #BBC

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

Harry Hill pied P***s M****n on behalf of all the men who wear papooses. I mean I like a good pieing as much as the next man, but you have to think “really? THAT’S Harry’s line? That’s who he’s decided to be the champion of on live tv?”

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[#1 samir @samir]

horse: is ur name liam

liam neeson: yea?

horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie

liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

@LewisChandler If glebs not there anymore I’m not interested. They peaked with his and Anita’s Paso Doble

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

#cpc #conservativepartyconference

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

That’s a lie. It was only three. I don’t know why I was trying to impress you.

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

I’ve made like four friends on this night bus journey

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

Romance and Adventure is back on Radio 4 which means Josie is so very close to persuading me to leave London

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

@TfL a staff member at Bank told me to go to shadwell to get the DLR (district then overground). I get to shadwell and the dlr isn’t running from here. Now having to get an Uber to make my appointment. Not happy.

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

I will never read anything that includes the phrase “clap back”

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

Spot the difference

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

“Sometimes boys have short hair and sometimes boys have long hair... AND SOMETIMES THEY HAVE NO HAIR”

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

The kid on the bus behind me keeps explaining to their parents that when they lick the window and then rub their hands on it it looks like “the trail of a snail”

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

I turned off my podcast because honestly I’m happier just listening to them

[✨Freddy✨ @Freddy_CW]

@atomcrowley Honestly I think it’s a great photo. Im gonna frame a copy and put it on my wall

[The Old Nun’s Head @theoldnunshead]

We're very excited about the debut of the new drag comedy show Tuckmaster on Friday night.

"I think it's brilliant" @AlexHorne, creator of Taskmaster

Get your tickets here: https://t.co/wwNwMZO4BB

#dragqueens #comedy #nunhead #SE15