Sprots are bad and dumb

bullpen management flowchart

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Should have done this ages ago, but standing invite for anyone curious about how sweet life in Portugal is to drop a line - always happy to share my perspective

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Lance Stroll is the worst athlete relative to his peers in literally any sport in the world

[Formula 1 @F1]

⚠️ SAFETY CAR ⚠️

STROLL IS IN THE WALL! 😱

The pit lane is about to get busy...

#F1 #MonacoGP | LAP 60/78

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Hadjar's engine barely works and Russell still can't go past him in the fastest car. Russell stinks and this race is also the stupidest

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Oh boy time for the Monaco Grand Procession

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

@DSimpson88 France is probably the most stacked squad. Haven't looked at the odds so probably not great value though. Norway is the fun long shot imo

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Imagine playing in a CL final and having your talisman manage 4 completed passes out of 8 attempts #yikes #bukayosaka #maybeonedayyoullwinaeuropeantrophy

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Arteta in!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal created just 0.01(xG) between 45+6’ and 120’

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

@Silhouett3Yrome One shot on target in 120 minutes. Completely in line with how they've played all season

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Womp womp should of prayed harder

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

@_Zeets Because Madueke hooked Mendes' arm and pulled him down then flopped

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Bradley Barcola

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Only Arsenal fans can complain about a ref despite him bending the rules to leave them with 11 lmfao

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This referee is a joke.
Decision after decision after decision going against us.

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

@PFTCommenter PFT by 9

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Unsurprising given how much CTE he already has

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Frog 🔻 @ColdEmpanadas]

uhhhh you see, the scramble for africa was an anti-colonial project , because the europeans were returning to their ancestral home from 50,000 years ago

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

it would be extremely Chelsea to somehow win this game, get Slot fired, and miss out on Xabi Alonso

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Gusto is such a dogshit defender

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

This ref is an embarrassment to Portugal

[Sprots are bad and dumb @Frediot]

Build the whole team out of Joao Pedros (aka rising PL-established players, duh)