Paul Hogan

Crocodile Dundee and victim of the Australian Tax Office. Bastards. I feel like a fucking convict.

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@HW_Travel, instead of throwing boomerangs in NYC, I'm throwing legal writs at the tax office in Sydney. Not nearly as much fun. #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

People of Australia, which is my greater crime: $156 million of tax fraud, or my remake of 'Flipper'? Yeah, I thought so... #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@Dartanion, sent to Australia? Mate, I'm already here! Used my bush tracking skills to find food at Aria restaurant today. #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

Another day in this desolate prison known as Australia. Thanks very much ATO, THIS is what I face. #freehoges! http://twitpic.com/2j3vk8

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

People, I practically built the Sydney Harbour Bridge in my thongs and a pair of stubbies. YOU owe ME! #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@JJCooper13, I'll tell you what happens if this Paul Hogan is captain of a plane: I fly that fucker into the sunset! #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@Tempest01, thanks for your support. The ATO are pricks. BTW, did you know Mick Gatto was the inspiration for the 'Water Buffalo' move?

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@tim_butcher, mate, I was at the Hawks/Pies game. I spent the $156 million I owe the tax office on a pie and a beer. #freehoges

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

@That_Liam_Guy, I tried the Water Buffalo trick. Trouble is, tax office staff aren't smarter than a water buffalo. #freehoges!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

Saw 'Inception' with Leonardo Di Caprio (mate of mine actually). It's about a guy who wants to get back to America. Top film. #freehoges

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

First thing Monday morning, I'm taking a croc into the tax office. Assess THAT Australia!

[Paul Hogan @FreeHoges]

Woke up to this scene this morning. I am in fucking tax hell. #freehoges http://twitpic.com/2iqvkm